Bullshit RPG: And I Would Walk 500 Miles; And I Would Walk 500 More

Emmilia tries to skewer the three men from behind with earth spikes. (I assume that the building is made of stone)

spikes & bolts
MA: 5

Banditos

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Since the building is comprised of a mixture of stone and wood (mostly wood), Emmilia isn't able to conjure up enough stone to make sturdy spikes that extend all the way to the bandits, and instead reshapes the half walls on the roof behind the bandits with spikes.
The dwarves fire a volley of bolts at the bandits; however the two bandits holding spears kneel down, holding their hands towards the bandit with the hammer. The bandit with the hammer swings, creating a small tornado effect around the group, deflecting the bolts and chipping away at some of the longer spikes Emmilia has created.
The 2 revenants under Rho's command start making their way up to the roof towards the bandits, their flames getting blown every which way, but maintaining steady due to their distance from the wind strike.

Narrowing her eyes she creates a whip out of water and tries to wrap it around the wind hammer and yank it out if his hands.

water whip
MA: 5

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Concentrating the moisture from the air around her, a whip of water forms into Emmilia's right hand as she shifts her staff into her left hand.
(takes time to conjure the item, so striking will happen later)
Beside her, the dwarves begin reloading their crossbows while Rho's spirits reach the roof and the Magyyk man just glares at the bandits, as though to intimidate them.

Meanwhile, the hammer bro stands guard, as though to protect the other two while the two bandits around him focus their magics into their spears. Though there doesn't seem to be any sort of visible change, you feel as though their spears points could cut the wind itself.

She turns her head toward magyyk man. "Can you make another of those clouds of gas you used on the knights?"

(Do I still have control over the water penis?)

"Whaaat? There's only three of them...well, whatever." Mistah Magyyk Man tumbles forward, staying just out of striking range of the masked men. He squats, angling his booty towards them.
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He fires a pungent wave of knockout gas towards the banditos.

Before he uses his gas she takes a large inhale of clean air.

(water penis is collapsed after flooding the cabin)

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1. MA: 4 (5-1(to ensure allies arent affected))
2. wergsvesdf
3. H/C: 3/0

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The Magyyk Man charges up the contents of his bowels, unleashing the same pungent green gas he released on the knights once before. However, the bandit wielding the two handed hammer notices the gas being expelled and quickly makes an upward strike, directing the gas up and away from everyone while also lifting the Magyyk Man up several feet, causing him to fall flat on his back, causing some moderate bruising.
Seizing this chance, Emmilia strikes at the hammer with her water whip, lassoing it away from the bandits and onto the ground in front of her while the other two bandits make several strikes from a fair distance away at the dwarves. While it seems that the dwarves remain unharmed, their crossbow have been cut to pieces, rendering them useless.

"Dibs." She places her staff on the ground, equips the hammer and starts channeling earth magic through it. "You guys don't mind if this place gets damaged somewhat, do you?" She directs her question to the dwarves.

Rho bounds back into the action by projecting his staff forward and sending a low rolling sheet of fire forwards to burn the feet and legs of the standing bandits.

Mistah Magyyk Man leaps to his feet. The bandits may have rejected his gas, but they won't reject him!
"NYUOOOOOAHH!!!" he screeches, and leaps onto the center bandit to grapple.

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Sorry for the big delay again, guys.

Emmilia puts her staff down as she picks up the hammer with both hands and channels her magical energy into the device. You are able to sense that there is surprising still some wind magic present in the weapon and that you're able to utilize that in the next attack or two. After randomly imbuing the hammer with earth magic, you find that you are able to control the magnetic properties of the hammer to repel in the direction you so choose, making it easier to strike, though you aren't able to control it to the extent so as to remotely control the hammer's motions.
"Eh, the place is already pretty ruined with the flood from earlier, but we aren't gonna fault you guys for helping us defend the place."

As soon as Rho's staff taps the floor as he brings it forward, a flame quickly spreads originating from the bit touching the floor, spreading forwards under the feet of the bandits and creeping up their ankles.

Suddenly the Magyyk Man leaps forwards, humping the air as his body soars towards the bandit in the center who previously wielded the hammer. Just as you are about to lay your fingers on the bandit, you find that you begin dropping faster than you are going forwards. You drop onto the flaming floor directly in front of the Bandit, who notices your poor trajectory and readies to kick you in the face right before he trips backwards and also find himself on the flaming floor.

Before any severe burning occurs, the two bandits with spears blow gusts of cold wind onto the floor, removing the flames.

(Quick question, can I use the wind magic to make gas or ice magic for attacks? Also can I use that magnetic force to repel things from the hammer?)

(the hybrid magic types are unique in and of themselves, requiring knowledge of the two base elements to cast, u can't simply mix the 2 elements and have the new magic appear. And for the sake of simplicity, I'll say u can attract and repel metal objects but it needs to be a dedicated action that requires a roll.)

Emmilia simply prepares to retaliate with an earth infused attack.

Mistah Magyyk Man knew those bandits were trouble when they walked in, and now he's lying on the cold hard ground. Oh, shame on him now for not doing anything earlier!
He arches back on his knees, continuously spewing paralyzing neurotoxin in a fountain from his mouth.
[MedImmune: Mistah Magyyk Man]

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moar stuff (that I forgot I should've rolled in the first place)

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The downed bandit gets up, his face red from embarrassment after having tripped while trying to kick someone while they were down. Beside him, one of the bandits raises his hands up while the Magyyk Man expels smoke from his mouth like some sort of vape god. The smoke then proceeds to continue rising up to the sky as though the bandit is pushing it up higher where it won't affect those present.
On the other side of the embarrassed bandit, the other bandit lamely steps forwards and stabs the downed Magyyk Man with his spear, as though looking down upon his existence.

@Corenat Rovarnus
Pain emanates from where the spear stabs you and shifts into a sharp searing pain as the spear is removed from your abdomen. Your hands instinctively grasp the affected area as you begin to bleed out, still laying there on the ground.

@Kaede
You stand your ground, bringing the hammer to your side, ready to strike.

Meanwhile the dwarves run towards the center of the roof and fiddle with the flooring in that area, revealing a hole with several swords and shields inside.

Seeing an opportunity she rushes forward and strikes at the bandit that is distracted with stabbing magyyk man.

(I wanna post after more ppl have responded, btw. Don't wanna b skipping ppl in these combats)

(I can understand the reasoning.)

"OHH NOOO!!!" Mistah Magyyk Man curls up and starts puffing out anesthetic gas instead, inhaling it to numb the pain.
[MedImmune: Nobody]
He then converts a small part of the building into sterile clay and patches over his wound.

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Emmilia
5, 2 (3+1(magic)+1(readied hammer))
Magyyk MAn
5

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Seeing Emmilia wind up, the unarmed central bandit readies himself to take his hammer back after the strike. As Emmilia runs up and swings a great overhead strike at the bandit who stabbed the Magyyk Man, the unarmed bandit springs forward at the hammer's shaft, however he feels a massive burst of wind which knocks back both the central bandit and the other holding the spear while Emmilia can feel the hammer connect and immediately drop as the targetted bandit's neck breaks and his head hangs forward off of his neck like a fruit as it grows too heavy off of its parent plant.

Meanwhile the Magyyk Man inhales his gas, which is immediately blown away by the hammer's swing (moving the downed magic man slightly as well). However, the gas has done its job and your senses are dulled; you feel as though nothing is wrong with your body.
[gained stat: heavily numbed]

Hefting the hammer up again she turns to the two other bandits, preparing to counter an attack if they decide to attack. Giving them a sickeningly sweet smile she speaks to the two persons. "We will give you two one chance: Leave now and we won't kill you two with extreme prejudice."

Rho conjures fiery orbs around the end of his staff to add an extra degree of menace to Emmilia's intimidations.

"Ahhhh...." Relieved that there's no problem at all, Mistah Magyyk Man lays back in a seductive pose to accompany Emmilia's smile while applying clay to his wound.

The dwarves, now wielding swords and shields, also walk up to reinforce the intimidation effort.
You all form an intimidating (and sexy (due to the magyyk man)) united front of characters.
The spear wielding bandit runs away while the unarmed bandit looks down at the ground in frustration.

(only) Erghun-Rho notices the ghost bandit lady from earlier run up the stairs, grab the bandit's shoulders, and shake him back and forth.
"Hey, we can't give up now!, we're so close!"

As she violently shakes the man, she seems to trip and fall into his body.
The bandit also trips and falls over, as though the force of the ghost falling into him, has caused him to fall over as well. As he gets up, and blinks, his eyes glow a light blue and looks around at his own body.
"Hmm, strange. It's like I was dead and am now possession my man's body... Well, works for me!"

The bandit charges one of the dwarves, who's too freaked out by what's happening to react in time, knocking the sword and shield from the dwarf's grasp. The bandit deftly pushes off the dwarf, performing a backflip towards the sword and shield, picking them up in one fluid action.

(Do I notice the ghost or is that something only Erghun sees?)

(only Rho sees it. You can see everything after it enters the body tho)

Her ears perk up at the mention of 'dead' and 'possession'. "Tell me, who are you? What do you want?" She stays in her stance to counterattack if the ghost girl comes to attack.