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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-04, 23:10

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QWOP [Flash Game] QWOP

QWOP is a ragdoll-based Flash game by Benzido, created in 2008. In it, you play an athlete named Qwop who is participating in a hundred metres sprint event at the Olympic Games. Using only the Q, W, O and P keys, players must control the movement of the legs to make the character move forward. When the player has successfully reached 50 meters there is a hurdle, and at 100 meters the player is encouraged to jump, although simply passing the finish line is sufficient to complete the game.

Yeah, I just had to post this. At first glance, this looks nothing special. But, you will soon realize how hard it is... to walk. GL guys, cuz not even Waynezor could master this (not that it's saying much).

http://foddy.net/Athletics.html

Also available on your iPod/iPhone, in case you want to learn how to run, on the go.


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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-04, 23:36

Felix got 53 meters, my highest as of now is 28.7. Constant Vigilance is necessary.
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2011-01-04, 23:47

U JELLY!?!?!?!?
QWOP [Flash Game] Qwop10
EDIT: O YEAH... U KNOW U JELLY!!!
QWOP [Flash Game] Lol10


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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-04, 23:50

It turns out that the less fit you are in running correlates to a greater skill in running in this game. Maybe...

Felix the cat is pretty skilled at this, save for the midway hurdle.

Well, you master it crotch-walk style. The only thing that requires is patience.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-05, 00:03

Eh, crotch walk is for lazy fags....I'm not jelly kelvin, just how long did it take you to get that far? and the 2nd picture looks kinda fake...I've seen the real 100 meters and there's a jump sign.
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2011-01-05, 00:04

it's not fake, it's a glitch, i bumped my head when i tried to jump, then it went on for infinity, so i restarted... btw, only took me 10 min using crotch walk
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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-05, 00:09

Yeah. There's also a sandpit at the 100 meter mark for a long jump.

Crotch-walking takes way too long. There's no way that you have time to be crotch-walking on a school day.

Learn to run like a real man.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-05, 00:23

Yeah srsly stop humping the floor, disgusting.

Uh huh, "only" 10 minutes.
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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-05, 00:44

It's not like anyone else is going to use it though...
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2011-01-05, 02:50

i wuzn't lying about that glitch wayne... here watch this vid
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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-05, 03:21

lol thats awesome. Free running, faceplant style. Whoa, you learned how to run. Congratz, yous a man now.
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Post by Sanae Kochiya on 2011-01-05, 07:16

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-05, 11:07

My new manly running record is 45.6m EAT IT SUCKERS

@brian: yeah I can run like that.
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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-05, 11:35

Learn to run like a real man. You know you can just watch the Youtube videos on qwop and see their keystrokes in the top corners...
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-05, 11:50

Yeah, that's how I learned. But even when you know how, its very difficult to keep it up for a long period of time.
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Post by Sanae Kochiya on 2011-01-05, 14:06

Oh right so I watched Felix beat QWOP like just this morning

The hurdle got stuck on his foot and he dragged it around for like 25 yards
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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-05, 20:06

You see the inverse correlation between skill in qwop running and actual physical fitness?
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Post by nullset12 on 2011-01-05, 20:08

I SUCK AT QWOP!!!!
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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-05, 20:12

It's okay. Everyone learns how to run in their lives. Some people just take longer than others.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-06, 15:31

OMG IM SO PRO NOW JUST GOT A NEW RECORD 48.4METRES
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Post by dinasemrys on 2011-01-06, 17:26

what exactly makes this game that interesting?
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-06, 18:37

Well, it's extremely difficult(not for us, for normal people) to master the controls and run the entire marathon unless you crotchwalk, which is retarded and takes forever, plus all the movements the guy makes look really funny and it has fail ragdoll physics. If you really want to dig down to the core, I guess we all just have a really twisted sense of humor.
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Post by nullset12 on 2011-01-06, 18:39

ITS SO COOL
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Post by dinasemrys on 2011-01-06, 18:41

u guys are so lame... play like football outside during study hall or something
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Post by Zhu Yang on 2011-01-06, 18:42

@dinasemrys wrote:what exactly makes this game that interesting?
I'm not really into it, but I guess a major appeal is that it's an under-used concept with simple and clear implementation; complicating instead of simplifying movement controls for video games for the purpose of increasing the game's enjoyability.
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Post by nullset12 on 2011-01-06, 18:45

Real men play tennis !!!!!!!!!


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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2011-01-06, 19:08

o yeah, lets go quan... hvn't pleyed tennis in like 3 months
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Post by nullset12 on 2011-01-06, 19:09

Ha. I'm so pro now. Just played last week
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-06, 19:17

Uhh are you talking about qwop or tennis please don't get off topic
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Post by nullset12 on 2011-01-06, 19:21

Talkin about tennis ...

QWOP FTW! - I'm so fail though
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Post by Sanae Kochiya on 2011-01-06, 19:26

TENNIS WITH QWOP CONTROLS

HEY KELVIN HIT THE BALL

YOU MISSED IT, KELVIN, GO RETRIEVE IT

AND DON'T CROTCHWALK BECAUSE THAT'S FOR LOSERS
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-06, 19:33

Epic Win, brian.
@Kevindakilla wrote:You see the inverse correlation between skill in qwop running and actual physical fitness?

Sorry to quote carl sagan here, kevie, but correlation does not prove causation. And the correlation itself sucks. Felix is more physically fit than me(he plays piano on a regular basis, I know, shocking), kelvin is as well, but they beat qwop and I haven't.
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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-06, 21:36

So you're saying piano is a form of exercise? I don't disagree that Kelvin is more physically fit.

50km walk on the iPhone version. Step up your game.

Btw, Felix plays flute too Very Happy
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-06, 22:09

See kevin I told you the iphone version was easier, and practicing piano is a hell of a lot more exercise than i get(none whatsoever).
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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-06, 22:16

Just because they tack on a 50km walk game made doesn't make it any easier.
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Post by Capitalist Pig on 2011-01-06, 22:47

Hey dudes, ferix and i are gonna make a qwop automobile racing game.
you use qwop to control your legs and askl to control biceps and triceps.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-01-06, 22:48

@Kevindakilla wrote:Just because they tack on a 50km walk game made doesn't make it any easier.

Oh i'm sorry I thought you said you beat it with 50km
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Post by Kevindakilla on 2011-01-06, 23:01

@Capitalist Pig wrote:Hey dudes, ferix and i are gonna make a qwop automobile racing game.
you use qwop to control your legs and askl to control biceps and triceps.

Dude, make an action game, like boxing. Overly complex games are terrible. Running out of finger's much? The advantages of polydactly in qwopasklzx,.

@Corenat Rovarnus wrote:Oh i'm sorry I thought you said you beat it with 50km

So you can barely run a 100m. How do you expect to get 50km in a day's worth of time? Also, you must have one foot on the ground at all times, which is their definition of "walking."
3 fouls and you lose.
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