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BOSS BATTLE!
Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by The Lord Kelvin 2010-11-16, 18:18
BECAUSE OF WAYNE'S CHANGING OF THE NAME OF THE FORUM, INSULTING RELIGIONS, HE HAS ANGERED GOD. BECAUSE OF THIS GOD HAS SENT DOWN HIS OWN SERVANT TO BATTLE IN THESE SERVANT BATTLES... (this is actually just to keep ppl entertained while the sign up for felix's battles are going on)
I have not nerfed any of god's servant's stats cuz i'm afraid he mite smite me (o noez!)
this game is illegitimate and does not count towards the hall of fame.....
2 days as usual...
using doubles to vote IS allowed
ASSASSIN VS SAVER!!!
Ground: Slippery
Obstacles: None
Space: Limited (Enclosed Building)
Mana Resources: Sufficient, Good
Temperature: Room Temperature
Lighting: Bright
I have not nerfed any of god's servant's stats cuz i'm afraid he mite smite me (o noez!)
this game is illegitimate and does not count towards the hall of fame.....
2 days as usual...
using doubles to vote IS allowed
ASSASSIN VS SAVER!!!
- Spoiler:
- Class: Asssassin
Alignment: True Neutral
Bio: Maurits Cornelis Escher (17 June 1898 ? 27 March 1972), usually referred to as M. C. Escher was a Dutch graphic artist. He is known for his often mathematically inspired woodcuts, lithographs, and mezzotints. These feature impossible constructions, explorations of infinity, architecture, and tessellations.
Stats
Strength: D+
Endurance: B
Agility: D+
Mana: A
Luck: B
Abilities
Name: Presence Concealment
Rank: E
[Description] The capacity to hide one's presence as a Servant. Suitable for concealing oneself behind cover.
Name: Mental Pollution
Rank: A
[Description] Due possessing a distorted mentality, it is highly possible to shut out any mental interference. However, at the same time it becomes impossible to come to an understanding with individuals that do not possess an equivalent rank of mental pollution.
Name: Knowledge of Respect and Harmony
Rank: A
[Description] Prevents decrease in the effectiveness of a technique, regardless how many times it is used against the same opponent. Any and all actions cannot be perceived by the enemy.
Noble Phantasms
Name: Non-Euclidean Space
Rank: EX
Type: Support
[Description] A marble phantasm that represents Escher's distorted world. Envelopes all personnel within the area and sends them to a mathematically impossible and virtually boundless building complex. All normal laws of physics and primal forces hold no meaning in this space or are distorted beyond comprehension, and will continually change spontaneously. Gravity, diffusion/osmosis, magnetics and electricity, if existent at all, will frequently change direction(s) or severity, sometimes disappearing altogether or becoming so harsh that multicellular life is virtually impossible, if it weren’t already. The only one that can effectively navigate this space is Escher, and this space grants Escher free movement. Escher seemingly is able to teleport anywhere, walk through walls, ceilings, and floors, and move in a manner that is physically impossible through complete understanding of this space. All other persons who enter this space will take a Luck and Mana check and if the total point value exceeds 13, then they are able to navigate by adapting rapidly, but lowers their Mana and Luck by one rank each, having to constantly re-adapt to the ever changing physical laws. Those who do not pass the check are thrown into a state of confusion and have all their stats reduced by 40%. Those less with rank C Mana cannot even begin to comprehend the space and cannot navigate no matter how hard they try, as they would be walking in endless circles even if they perceive that they are moving, in addition to suffering the stat penalty. Regardless, any Clairvoyance or similar skill is reduced by 2 ranks. In addition to the impossible physical laws, matter in this area is also not as it seems, and there are floors and walls that can be passed through even though they seem perfectly solid, leading many to fall to their doom or fly through the ceiling even though they were attempting to walk straight. The structure of the entire building spontaneously rearranges itself, causing floors, ceilings, and all physical decorations to morph into something completely different. This does not usually occur in a linear fashion, elements can flow to different locations as if they were a different state temporarily, and certain zones undergo massive fluctuations, warping space-time itself, anything caught in the warp will be simultaneously ripped/stretched to pieces, random body portions teleported out and of course crushed to a singularity. Many traps(mundane and extraordinary) also exist in the complex, leading unsuspecting people to their deaths. Like Escher, the building pieces and everything else are also able to teleport, except it happens randomly and uncontrollably, teleporting a person into a trap, or a block teleporting into one’s body or just setting you back further, depending on your luck. Also, even the number of given dimensions in a certain area can vary, getting stuck in any lower dimensional area will obviously result in being either frozen in time(3D), flattened and immobilized(2D), or crushed down to a single point(1D). The Mana of the atmosphere inside the marble is equal to "None" and all servants except Escher inside of the marble have their connections to their Masters cut off, thus if they cannot defeat Escher within 2 hours(The clock still ticks while you are frozen in time), they will dissipate due to lack of Mana. The period of time can be extended by Independent Action skills. If a weapon destroys this space, and Escher is still alive, then all the properties of the weapon are reversed, rendering it unusable under normal circumstances.
Name: Moebius Flail
Rank: A
Type: Anti-Personal
[Description] A Weapon that represents the idea of the moebius strip, an infinite looping that joins itself. It is a weapon that only has one side, thus making every swing surely hit the enemy, even if the path looks physically impossible there is only one path and the weapon will take that path to the enemy. Even though it may not be easy to believe just by looking at it, each impact of this weapon can reach kilotons of force.
- Spoiler:
- Name: Jesus of Nazareth
Class: Saver
Alignment: Absolute Good
Bio: Jesus of Nazareth (c. 5 BC/BCE - c. 30 AD/CE), also known as Jesus Christ or simply Jesus, is the central figure of Christianity. Christians view him as the Messiah foretold in the Old Testament and as the Son of God, who provided salvation and reconciliation with God to humankind by dying for their sins, then raising himself from the dead.
Stats
Strength: E
Endurance: A
Agility: E
Mana: A
Luck: A
Abilities
Name: Protection of the Faith
Rank: A+
[Description] A Skill possessed only by those who have sacrificed themselves for a religious view. Despite being a form of divine protection, it is not a blessing from a higher existence, or maybe it is, we will never know. It is only the absoluteness of one's body and soul, which is born from faith.... But if it is too high, it causes abnormalities in the personality. Shuts out mental interference and partially negates physical damage.
Name: Divine MANA
Rank: A+
[Description] Jesus is GOD's son and thus this is God's form of child support. Massive amounts of Mana of divine origins is directly siphoned into Jesus at all times enabling him to create global scale natural disasters, shield the body and perform miracles.
Name: The Other Cheek
Rank: B
[Description] Jesus is a peaceful man, and thus to pursue a life of peace he has trained himself to take hits from haters. When an force is about to impact, Jesus automatically shifts his body to be oblique to direction of the force, reducing it by 40%, there is even a small chance that the attack will just slide off.
Noble Phantasms
Name: Miracles
Rank: A
Type: Support
[Description] Jesus has performed many miracles in his lifetime and he is able to reproduce all of them.
Walk on Water:
Jesus is able to increase the cohesion of a substance to the point that it can hold his body weight, or even more! Thus he is able to walk on water, or even air. Hes so good at this because it is his trademark that he can even walk on Nothing!
Bread and Fish:
Dividing bread and fish from nothing, Jesus is able to summon a massive torrent of fish from the sky where-ever he wants, weights up to 3 megatons can be achieved. Also provides ample nutrition.
Healing the Blind:
Jesus has restored blind people to sight before, and thus can remove any effect that hinders senses.
Restoring the Lame:
Jesus has made a lame man walk. He can restore instantly any physical disability(not death) people or himself might have. If the disability is due to the limb missing, then the limb is instantly regenerated.
Bread and Wine:
Jesus has once said that bread is my body and wine is my blood... And its TRUE, he can morph his body into mobile wine and bread and escape potentially deadly attacks.
Name: Cross
Rank: A
Type: Anti- Personal
[Description] The Cross that symbolizes mankind’s sins, those in its presence will instantly suffer damage equal to all their sins added together. The damage is done in the element of surprise, and since it is elemental damage, those who do not have surprise elemental resistance will suffer full damage. Those that have killed men will suffer death. Since it is so large and its material so dense, it can also be used as an extremely effective shield. This is indestructible like how mankind’s sins will not vanish.
Ground: Slippery
Obstacles: None
Space: Limited (Enclosed Building)
Mana Resources: Sufficient, Good
Temperature: Room Temperature
Lighting: Bright
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by kaede 2010-11-16, 18:37
Oh powerofpoo...tough call dont know who to vote for.
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by kaede 2010-11-16, 18:56
You forgot Savers EX ranked Charisma.
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by nullset12 2010-11-16, 19:00
Is that an assumed ability? I don't see that anywhere
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by kaede 2010-11-16, 19:09
he is able to lead millions of people even after death so i would say that is EX ranked charisma.
Heck Assassin was most likely a religous man during his life so he would bow down to saver and beg for forgiveness.
Heck Assassin was most likely a religous man during his life so he would bow down to saver and beg for forgiveness.
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by dinasemrys 2010-11-16, 19:42
i dont think we even need to consider this. its like completely obvious that saver pwns
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by nullset12 2010-11-16, 19:57
That makes perfect sense but are there any people around?
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by Zhu Yang 2010-11-16, 20:55
Well, Jesus is practically invincible, but his only method of attack is dropping fish on Escher (which he can Moebius flail or something).
Jesus needs some mob power hahaha.
Jesus needs some mob power hahaha.
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by ZedSlayer 2010-11-16, 21:04
gotta say that Jesus wins. Also, Kelvin, you forgot his unlimited rez's. WHEN YOU KILL JESUS, HE DOESN'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by nullset12 2010-11-16, 21:35
No one start quoting memes ....
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-11-17, 00:04
Jesus H. Christ! It's.....lol...nvm. I think you guys are voting for saver just for the lulz? I thought you were mostly atheists! He's not actually god, he's just a helper with supreme power, so I don't think he'd be able to comprehend Non-Euclidean Space, which cancels out his protection of the Faith. Walk on Water, Other Cheek, the mana thing, if he had decent weaponry he could find and kill Escher, but the Cross looks like a passive thing, so he'd just get stuck in time and crap. Yeah, he'd revive but then get stuck again.
As for the Escher is Christian thing, this isn't an encounter in mortal lifetime, nobody should have any personal grudges involved, but if that isn't a good enough reason for you then I'll go on. The Holy Grail War is a pagan rite practiced by heretics anyhow, Jesus would probably refuse to participate in such a conflict. So this battle wouldn't happen in most cases. Barring that, Escher was pretty weak in his devotion to his faith, and seeing as how he himself was resurrected by a pagan practitioner of magic, would probably throw away his christian commandments and take on Jesus.
As for the Escher is Christian thing, this isn't an encounter in mortal lifetime, nobody should have any personal grudges involved, but if that isn't a good enough reason for you then I'll go on. The Holy Grail War is a pagan rite practiced by heretics anyhow, Jesus would probably refuse to participate in such a conflict. So this battle wouldn't happen in most cases. Barring that, Escher was pretty weak in his devotion to his faith, and seeing as how he himself was resurrected by a pagan practitioner of magic, would probably throw away his christian commandments and take on Jesus.
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by The Lord Kelvin 2010-11-17, 03:50
Nina wrote:You forgot Savers EX ranked Charisma.
luogenhu wrote:Well, Jesus is practically invincible, but his only method of attack is dropping fish on Escher (which he can Moebius flail or something).
Jesus needs some mob power hahaha.
ZedSlayer wrote:gotta say that Jesus wins. Also, Kelvin, you forgot his unlimited rez's. WHEN YOU KILL JESUS, HE DOESN'T DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
i didn't make the servant........ f-...........GOD MADE IT..... GOD.... DON'T QUESTION HIS WAYS!!!!!
@wayne, don't forget, if u wanna save the forumz from god's wrath, double accounts ARE ALLOWED to vote
and yes, i'm voting as well
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by nullset12 2010-11-17, 19:11
I'd like to see the voters. Wth is it tied now?
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by kaede 2010-11-17, 19:20
yup tied ima guess that it will remained tied unless someone makes another account.
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-11-18, 07:07
nullset12 wrote:I'd like to see the voters. Wth is it tied now?
Yeah, I would too, unfortunately even admins can't view who voted. It wouldn't be tied if you guys were smart and voted assassin. HUR HUR HUR
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by nullset12 2010-11-18, 18:13
That would be dumb as anything
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-11-18, 18:45
OH will you look at that I do believe assassin has won!
U MAD JESUS?
U MAD JESUS?
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by nullset12 2010-11-18, 18:59
How many fake accounts does wayne have? >9000
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by nullset12 2010-11-18, 20:28
Nope its clearly more. I mean, he used at least 5 accounts and they don't show up on the member's list
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by ZedSlayer 2010-11-18, 21:38
Wayne, stop cheating or troll face will start eating your brains
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by The Lord Kelvin 2010-11-19, 17:34
it's not cheating, double accounts r allowed.......
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by nullset12 2010-11-19, 17:41
i know its not cheating. Simply the fact that he has that many leaves you to wonder how much time he has on his hands
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-11-19, 19:50
ZedSlayer wrote:Wayne, stop cheating or troll face will start eating your brains
trollface IS my brains!! PROBLEM??!?!?
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by ZedSlayer 2010-11-20, 22:57
not really, but, since troll face is your brains, I'll just have to get him out, because he is lonely and sad
I MUST SAVE TROLLFACE BECAUSE HE CANNOT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I MUST SAVE TROLLFACE BECAUSE HE CANNOT BREATHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-11-21, 16:33
he doesn't need to breath due to evolution! http://trollscience.com/troll/view/945
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by ZedSlayer 2010-11-21, 19:39
there are no time machines
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by dinasemrys 2010-11-21, 19:50
are we done? if we are, can someone just lock this?
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Re: Servant Battles...... OF EPICNESS!!! (boss battle)
by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-11-21, 20:07
ZedSlayer wrote:there are no time machines
Yeah, that's because they were all stolen from trolls by trolls and taken to TROLLTIMES BABY!
Locked.
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