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WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS!
Please remain calm and begin your designated migration procedure.
Currently Watching/Reading: Brisingr, Steins;Gate
the announcements dont stop getting more.....longways....
Calling anything foolproof is tempting fate.
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WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD!
It has really been a while since I updated the announcements...better start timestamping stuff! -- May 19th, 2011
But actually I stopped because my announcements are too trivial and nonsensical to be worth remembering.
I leave the following line up for nostalgia purposes as well:
Hi I'm George Zimmerman, former CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. One day I saw a defenseless young Mandingo Navy League scholar who was on the run from a Russian billionaire walking down the street instead of hiding in the Walmart Maxipad section like he should be. I raped him with the hot coals of my eyes and put a knifegun to his throat. Rather than breaking the law and jaywalking, he stood his ground and declared "You won't dare harm me in the land of the free!" With furious masturbation I blew his soul straight down to the fifth layer of Baator, so that whenever you hear someone say that they are most certainly wrong. I guarantee it.
OOH HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
BSRPG is in full swing now, praise the lord!

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-05-22, 19:08

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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-05-22, 21:38

omfj it's michaeel and his white mom vsing 1337 felix
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Post by Guest 2010-05-22, 23:07

damn getting both your eyes pierced must hurt like hell

and wtf is wrong with that scene, a lady with a broken arm is being ninja, a WHITE lady, and they all yell retardedly for the entire duration of the fight

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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-05-22, 23:17

lol ya felix can't use his 1337ness without eyes, plus michael had his bitch to help him kill felix
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-05-23, 00:55

Darkgenesis wrote:damn getting both your eyes pierced must hurt like hell

and wtf is wrong with that scene, a lady with a broken arm is being ninja, a WHITE lady, and they all yell retardedly for the entire duration of the fight

Hence it is the best and yet the most ridiculous. I've seen white ladies practice martial arts, although they actually seem to do worse than even I do at basic stretching...

itsame273 wrote:lol ya felix can't use his 1337ness without eyes, plus michael had his bitch to help him kill felix
What are you talking about? His eyes aren't that good in the first place, losing them is like killing the crippled guy in your adventuring party so that you can move faster.
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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-05-23, 01:50

felix has large azn eyes, he just doesn't use them in school, cause it wastes energy for him to open his tight eyelids
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Post by Xenoe 2010-05-23, 11:45

You just had to include umineko in the top picture didnt you??
And I never open my eyes cus I never sleep enough to require me to open my eyez. The light hurts you know...
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-05-23, 14:55

Xenoe wrote:You just had to include umineko in the top picture didnt you??
And I never open my eyes cus I never sleep enough to require me to open my eyez. The light hurts you know...
Umineko pwns u failsauce pun maker Mad
Yeah I know you love Haruhi soo much WHY DON'T YOU GO BUY A FREAKING BODY PILLOW OMFJ!!!! cyclops
Lol flashlights do bonus elemental damage against felix. Razz

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Post by Xenoe 2010-05-23, 17:13

Haruhi pwnsauce u.
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Post by Guest 2010-05-26, 20:38

Rakan pwns them all, reference to epic manga character.

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