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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2010-10-07, 19:58

4chan edition
Spoiler:
Rule #1: Do not talk about /b/

Rule #2: Do NOT talk about /b/!

Rule #3: We are Anonymous.

Rule #4: Anonymous is legion

Rule #4.1: Anonymous is Sparta.

Rule #4.2: Anonymous is MADNESS.

Rule #5: Anonymous never forgives.

Rule #6: Anonymous can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.

Rule #7: Anonymous is still able to deliver.

Rule #8: There are no real rules about posting.

Rule #9: There are no real rules about moderation either. Enjoy your ban.

Rule #10: If you enjoy any rival sites, DON'T.

Rule #11: All of your carefully picked arguments can easily be ignored.

Rule #12: Anything you say can and will be used against you.

Rule #13: Anything you say can and will be turned into something else.-fixed.

Rule #14: Do not argue with trolls. It means they win.

Rule #15: The harder you try, the harder you will fail.

Rule #16: If you fail in epic proportions, it just may become a winning fail.

Rule #17: Every win fails eventually.

Rule #18: Everything that can be labelled can be hated.

Rule #19: The more you hate it, the stronger it gets.

Rule #20: Nothing is to be taken seriously.

Rule #21: Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old.

Rule #22: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

Rule #23: Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality.

Rule #24: Every repost is always a repost of a repost.

Rule #25: Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.

Rule #26: Any topic can easily be turned into something completely unrelated.

Rule #27: Always question a person's sexual preference without any real reason.

Rule #28: Always question a person's gender - just in case, they are a man.

Rule #29: In the internet, all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents.

Rule #30: There are no girls on the internet.

Rule #31: TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours.

Rule #32: You must have pictures to prove your statements.

Rule #33: Lurk more, it's never enough.

Rule #33.2: Also known as MURK THE F*** LOAR.

Rule #34: There is porn of it. No exceptions. (this is the most well known rule)

Rule #35: The exception of rule 34 is the citation of rule 34.

Rule #36: If a porn of something cannot be found, it will be made.

Rule #37: Anonymous does NOT forgive.

Rule #38: A cat is fine too.

Rule #39: One cat leads to another.

Rule #40: Another cat leads to Zippo Cat.

Rule #41: It needs more Desu. No exceptions.

Rule #42: It is delicious cake. You must eat it. (cake is used to make images "work safe" so they are edited over republican)

Rule #43: It's a trap. (all trap related rules are variations of this one)

Rule #44: /b/ sucks today.

Rule #45: Cock goes in here.

Rule #46: They will not brink back Snacks. (4chan mod who is no more)

Rule #46.2: Moot should be charged with ****

Rule #47: You will never have sex. (unrelated pun)

Rule #48: ??? (underwear gnomes)

Rule #49: Profit. (underwear gnomes)

Rule #50: No matter what it is, it's somones sexual fetish. No exceptions.

Rule #51: There will always be even more f***ed up s*** than what you just saw.

Rule #52: You cannot divide by zero.

Rule #53: No real limits of any kind apply here - not even the sky.

Rule #54: CAPSLOCK IS THE CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.

Rule #55: EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL, YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER.

Rule #56: Nothing is impossible.

Rule #57: F*** Gaston.

Rule #58: Nothing is sacred.

Rule #59: The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

Rule #60: Even one positive comment about Japanese things can (and most likely will) make you a weaboo.

Rule #61: When one sees a lion, one must get in the car.

Rule #62: There is always furry porn of it.

Rule #63: There is always a female version of a male character. No exceptions.

Rule #64: It's been cracked and pirated. No exceptions.

Rule #65: It needs more pumpkin. No exceptions.

Rule #66: If you /r/ it and Popcorn Mariachi!9i78bPeIcI does not have it, end yourself.

Rule #67: The pool is always closed.

Rule #68: There is no cure for Space Aids.

Rule #69: Zombie Jesus loves you. (note this can also be Raptor Jesus)

Rule #70: France will own EVERYONE one day. (Large Hadron Collider)



/amp/ rules of the internet:
Spoiler:
0.If you are looking for the real rules, refer to the first post. Otherwise, continue.
1. These rules do not exist
2. Never speak of these rules
3. No one can save you from /amp/
4. /amp/ is not always /amp/. /amp/ can be AMP. Corollary: /amp = /amp/ =/= /amp/
5. We all love Kyonko. Even if you don't. But you do.
6. Trolls & Lurkers will be converted on sight. Corollary: AMP is made of trolls and lurkers.
7. /amp/ is like a cult… only funnier
8. You must make a mot! No Exceptions
9. Minorin has mad skillz
10. Spelling errors will be spotted and corrected
11. Spelling errors will become jokes if not corrected
12. We are not responsible for commenting on your mots
13. We are not responsible for making you mots
14. Memes will be made into mots.
15. There will be mot wars
16. Zendude will not die even if he is killed
17. Sevvy is a ninja cat
18. Necoyama is a trap cat
19. Hinagiku is Brylle's waifu, and Ami is his mistress.
20. It’s been motted before
21. MOAR MOTS!
22. These rules will be motted
23. These rules are not a rip from 4chan’s rules
24. Sevvy = (WORLD) - 3
25. This is the number of waifus in CountCasimir's Harem
26. n00bs should not be specifically mentioned in the rules
27. We are v/amp/ires...but we do not BISHIE SPARKLE!
28,Rule 30 is a lie
29.Necoyama is always jumping to conclusions.
30.Rule 28 is the truth, O SHI-
31. No seriously, this is nothing like the 4chan rules. Quiet you. We're watching.
32./amp/ really likes WINCEST.
33.CLANNAD characters ALL look the same to Link_09
34. Konata, Shana, and Tomoyo do NOT look alike.
35.Double posters will be shot. Triple posters will be shot again.
36.Hinamizawa is real
37.If you hear cicadas, run like f***. See rule 36.
38.Rika does not like it if you fap to her. She will tear off your cock.
39.Faces of /amp/ can be as hilarious as hell.
40./amp/ is polytheistic.
41.In making a mot, everyone wishes for your success, because no one wants to see powerofpoo
42.F*** MAKOTO. Chances are you already have.
43.Sleep is important. You become rested and more creative. Creativity is important in making mots. Lemma: Sleep = energy = MIND POWAH = creativity = mots = important.
44.Get your schoolwork done! We won't be responsible for your academics, and studying helps build sentence structure, grammar, and vocabulary. These are all important in making mots.
45.Everyone has a 63. Even you.
46./amp/ will be a closed thread soon
47.Yogaji is the Black Rika
48."NEW PAGE"
49.All posts will be edited
50.All amazing mots will be FUKKEN SAVED
51.There should be no personal mots unless you plan to be here forever.
52. F*** the rules, I have a mot generator
53. My rules may be stupid, arbitrary, and pointless, but your God help you if you piss me off.
54. GDO DAMMIT
55.KHRSGRK! See Rule 38.
56. Every page will have 15 posts unless shinji divides by zero.
57.Most of us are in the sandow region
58. People die when they are killed.
59.Drugs would be cheaper
60. Everything is better with Pedobear and Hard Gay.
61. Sevvy7 is taking a shpower.
62. Zhower is the feminine form of shpower. Corollary: It is also the sound of a broken dildo.
63. Shexmex is the co-ed shpower.
64.If you see it, s*** brix. All the cool kids are doing it.
65.We are becoming gods.
66. The internet is leaving us in despair.
67. SHPOWER MOAR
68. Killersaint uses the internet. Thus, s/he is not really a girl. Corollary: Killersaint may be pretend.
69. Riku911 hates everyone. Even this rule.
70. You are looking for the original thread.
71. Image is to be used on Alacran21's posts. Corollary: It is also to be used on retard's posts.
72. Addie780 demands yuri. She gets lonely in the zhower, after all.
73. Acehalo-2 is the master of multi-quoting.
74. Killersaint looks like Kurtz from FMP. Except with vagOOO
75. GintokiSakata nukes. WE CARE.
76. Snakepimp keeps this thread alive.
77. Total idiots will be disposed of with the REFULAR CANNON.
78. Sevvy is a fast typist, and a pro at haiku.
79. All C.C. mots will be fukken saved by CountCasimir.
80. If over 80% of the community disagrees with you, something is wrong with you.


Last edited by Capitalist Pig on 2010-11-06, 12:10; edited 4 times in total (Reason for editing : Just following RULE 49.)
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2010-10-08, 21:51

@Corenat Rovarnus wrote:/amp/ rules of the internet:
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57.Most of us are in the sandow region

F/UC... we're all screwed...
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Post by InteroVegas on 2010-10-08, 22:11

you shall not discuss those rules : P
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