Vampire Hunt Game Two

Player List:
1.kaede
2.MarthMarthy
3.Dave
4.Vroop
5.Darkgenesis
6.Bigz
7.ZedSlayer
8.nullset12
9.jakethekoenig
10.f/ucUall
11.jai17
12.ehgp
13. itsame273

If you need a refresher on the rules go back to the 1st post of the main thread, there are links there.

Roles:
Good guys-
Knight(5)
Tohno Clan Head
Burial Agent
Alchemist
Bad guys-
Dead Apostle(3)
True Ancestor.
Neutral-
1 pair of siblings.


Prologue
Now with epic BGM! This is gonna be a VN for sure!

8:31am, Fuyuki City, Shinto Office Complex

“Looks like another typical day for us, justice is mocked, we get no progress on cases. What'd we do to deserve this bad karma?”
Matt Bird reclined in his chair, looking out the 4 story office window at the bustling street below. He was a field worker at the one private investigation agency in the city, the Falcon Eye. A good portion of the city knew him as Birdman, the super detective who was a panacea to their crime issues.
“I already checked in and did some stuff, I don't think anyone will mind if I just sneak out now, it's not like I had any work to do in the first place.”
He closed and locked the door on the inside to delay anyone looking for him, then walked down the main hallway to the building's elevator lobby. He felt a tap on his shoulders, and turned around to find one of his co-workers behind him, a new guy that he didn't know that well. He was around Matt's height.
“Going somewhere?”
“Just going out for some fresh air. Did you need me for something?”
“As a matter of fact, yes.” The co-worker took out a thin manila file. “Yesterday, the chief received this message in the mail. It's signed by a well known notorious gang leader, but under examination it was revealed to be faked, quite masterfully. We don't know why, but there's likely another organization behind this, bigger and with the resources to do this. They want to meet with a representative, specifically you, they mentioned your name. I think it's probably just a trick to make us waste your time, but you should go anyway.”
Matt hesitated and thought for a moment. “This sounds rather sketchy. Why should-”
The man held up a silencing finger and smiled. “You don't have anything better to do, right? Should I go tell the boss you were sneaking out?”
He stopped. “How did you know that?”
The man handed him the file. Bird now realized he didn't know this person at all and had never seen him before.
“The location's in the file. Go, you might find it worthwhile.”

9:00am, Undisclosed Location.

Closing the door behind him, Birdman turned around to find a dimly lit room, and a figure standing at the other side of the room, about 15 meters away, garbed in a dark cloak with a hood obscuring the face.
“Nine o'clock sharp. You are very punctual.”
Standing still, he replied. “Let's get straight to the point. What do you want, vampire?”
“So you know who we are and what we do? You shouldn't have to ask.”
“Yeah, it wasn't that hard to see, street gangs don't negotiate with the law. And you called for me specifically because I hunt your kind. But isolating me and picking us off one by one? Is that really your strategy?”
The figure tipped its head.
“It won't work. You Dead Apostles, you're not even a match for one of us. I'm not only a Church Executor, but number 12 of the Burial Agency. Do you have any last words, vampire? Wish you brought your 2 other friends with you? Yes, I even know how many sentients are here.”
“You shouldn't think so highly of yourself, murder doll of the church.”
The vampire smiled and took off the cloak.
“What- you-”
It raised a hand. “Oh, so you know what I am? Foolish human.”
“True Ancestor...” Birdman looked at the ground, and made up his mind.

True Ancestor or not, this was a vampire. It must be eliminated.
A plan of attack formed within seconds in his mind, multiple redundancies activated at once.
He raised a battle cry, simultaneously threw 4 black keys, and brandished his Scripture weapon.
“RRRRRYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!” (lol, get it?)
He charged just a millisecond behind the keys, a blur to the naked eye.
The vampire stood still, but as the swords approached it made a quick gesture with a hand. Two of the keys were warped out of existence. It deftly kicked the 3rd one away and caught the final black key in its hand, just in time to block the downward strike of the axe-like 12th Scripture.
Their weapons clashed repeatedly, but despite using a smaller and weaker weapon the vampire was able to push him back with superior strength and some sort of unearthly power, adding extra force to every blow and preventing the sword from breaking.
It then stared directly into his eyes. Matt found his body laying down his weapon and kneeling down of its own accord, as if out of control.
“Urgh...why..can't..I move..?”
“You, my friend, need more magic resistance.”
“I have a comrade here in this city...he will avenge me...”
“The organization's number 12, you say? From the looks of it I'd say only 5 and up have even a chance against me.”
“Just..kill me already..”
“Not just yet. Not until I've gotten everything I want to know from you.”

BLAAARGH MY INNARDS


Cast of Characters:

kaede (Nina) – The owner of Fuyuki City's largest library nestled in the midst of skyscrapers. Likes researching the supernatural.
Marthmarthy(Michael) – An out of work college student from Misaki Town. Worked a brief stint at a McHappy's restaurant, but was fired several weeks ago for PR purposes.
Dave – Owner of a large game and party equipment retailer that sells everything from chess sets to costumes.
Vroop (Vroop) – Leader of a political single issue group that opposed to abortion(baby killing). Maintains that Ro-Whole Foods Corporation is a corrupt business that lies to its customers and puts hazardous chemicals in its child care products. Also a foreigner like MarthMarthy.
Darkgenesis(Amos) – Vice President of Relations at Ro-Whole Foods Corporation. Lives in an Italian mansion in Miyama and maintains a good business partnership with Sean.
Bigz – Michael's room mate in their Shinto District Semina apartment. Keeps a low profile.
ZedSlayer -  Pharmacist at the local Ro-Whole Foods.
nullset12(Sean) – Chief Executive of the Falcon Eye.
Jakethekoenig(Jake) – Head of Fuyuki's Environmental Preservation Department, constantly at odds with Nina for obtaining government funds for his pet project, restoring and rebuilding a city park in that ruined area of the Shinto District that exploded in flame 10 years ago.
f/ucUall(TrabaHaris) – Vice President of Finance at Ro-Whole Foods Corporation. Is a known practitioner of polygamy and lives in a Western style mansion in the Miyama District.
jai17(Jaideep) – Owns an exotic import restaurant located in the center of town, a place where many important figures meet to discuss issues.
ehgp(Eric) – Generic Latino person.
itsame273(Kelvin/Chinese Wario) – The guy who stands in the main intersection in Shinto wearing a McHappy's mascot costume for advertising purposes. The Town Drunk.(NOT A ROLE)

Support:
CR(Me, you could call me Sir if you want though) - City Mayor, organizes meetings and lords it over everyone.
Xenoe – Butt Monkey.

um ok, pm out the roles

Awesome prolouge wayne, looks good enough for a VN. Also might just be me but the music player doesnt work just appears as a blank box.

Epic backstory. WOOT!

thank you admin-sama, shall we begin with a day round again?
and yes, the backstory is epic

That story is F/UC epic.

LOL eghp - Generic latino person

lol ... y m i a rich polygamist in evry story =.=

Whoa...this was totally worth the wait.

Dude ... up at 12:00 AM on the first day of school? wow

Btw does the true ancestor get any extra powers or anything like that?

The true ancestor's role is the same as the Dead Apostle, except when he is checked by the head of Tohno family, he appears innocent.

gotcha

ok, are we going to actually start now?

Chapter 1 - DAY

7:15am, the Falcon Eye office

It was a late opening at the Falcon Eye, most of the workers were waiting at the main office door for Sean to arrive with the key.
“Where's Birdman, he always shows up early for work, looks like goody-two shoes finally slipped up this time.”
“Alright guys, settle down, I'm opening this place up.”
The chief had arrived. He unlocked the door and everyone walked in.
“Wait- what's this, someone had a late night delivery or something?”
There was a large unmarked leather sack lying in the middle of the office floor, very lumpy and tied with string at the top.
“Wilson, you open it. I don't want to get hit by any nasty surprises first.” Sean directed.
The subordinate gingerly untied the bag. (Because he didn't have a soul.)
“Whoa”
“HOLY-”
“F-”
“”OMFG””
The first thing they saw peeking out of the bag at them was the dismembered head of Matt Bird. The bag was filled with the rest of what remained of his body, soaked in blood and cut into around 20 pieces.

12:00pm, Town Hall
“Alright mongrels, I've picked a round table of representatives here from all walks of life, right wing to left wing, rich guy to poor chinese peasant, to form the decision making engine of Fuyuki, the city council. I guarantee at least 4 of you guys are the very vampires that've been terrorizing the people here, so you can go ahead and decide amongst yourselves 1 person to lynch every day. Now, most of you sensible people may be asking: How do I know some of you are vampires? Well, I read the entire Twilight saga and its assorted fanfictions of course. SIKE. All of you have suspicious backgrounds, but I'm not about to disclose which parts stood out to me. ”
Kelvin: “Oh wow [hic]”
“And if you seriously believed even for a second there that I'd read Twilight then go jump off a cliff. See ya this evening!”
*door closes*

Alright, Day kill round. Since we have a large volume of players this game, I'm going to make it simple and have you all post your kill votes off the bat. Please place your vote for who you think is a bloodthirsty vampire and you'd like the group to lynch, or say “No-kill” if you're a pussy and don't want to kill anyone today.

(sweat sweat pant pant)

"I am afraid i am unable to speak.... Matt bird was my best friend and i am still in shock ...."

I vote for no kill until we gather more info

"Well now we obviously can't waste time not killing anyone, we gotta lynch some guy or gal, if we don't we are just gonna give these monsters another free shot at us, so who will we be picking today? Well I am going to have vote against Michael McGrew there, he has a tendency to be a tricky bastard and considering the circumstances it would fit him downright perfectly if he was one of those monsters!"

(Well considering I have no clues to go off of, I am going to be taking a guess, and Michael I didn't really like your sneakiness last time)

Also let's just use real names, makes the story flow so much better

*looks at sac
*runs t bathroom
*throws up
*takes out laptop
"well........ [hic]..............................................."
*brings out McHappy laptop
"felix is nagging me about crucis......... i'll be multitasking......"
*hits laptop
"laptop [hic] sucks.............."
"be bak when there's more info pplz"

i agree with dark.... w/e it was...
but in that i vote to kill dark...w/e

"I hate to say this but I agree with Amos we canot waste time not killing anyone even if we don't kill someone I dobut the vampires would show us the same mercy." She sighs and looks through the group "That being said I too say we kill Michael .

(lol I guess you learned from last time huh?)

(damn straight! I wont be foolish this time!)

hahaha, my chicken suit will protect me from the vampire's fangs, lolololololololololol......................... *looks down*.....................................

damn..... looks like i needa refill, anyone want anything to drink?

Darkgenesis wrote:Michael I didn't really like your sneakiness last time

(You're just pissed I fooled you with something I doctor'd in PAINT.  And sneakiness just makes me better at this game ;D)

Wow, what can I say?  Thank you for voting for me!  I barely even know most of you!  You Japanese really are hospitable!  As president of the City Council, I will allow unlimited lunch breaks and aboli-
*translator aid leans over and whispers something*
........So that wasn't for city council president.
Um, Jesus H Christ, you people are paranoid.  "Blame the foreigner, he looks suspicious!"   What a low to sink to.  *Points at vroop* Hey look, its another foreigner!  Foreigners were the vampires in some other city, all foreigners must automatically be Vampires!  Lets be racist and kill them all!  And don't let any black people get away unharmed too, they're probably Werewolves!!!
My vote goes straight to myself.  If you people want to screw over your chances of survival, so be it.

*barges in with a large bag of bottles of alcohol

o hai.......... lol, it's a white man

want some sake?

[Edited out for quoting text that is not on the forum elsewhere]

No thank you, I don't like rice wine. If you have any cheeseburgers-chan though I will gladly confiscate them down my orifice.
*to his translation aid* are you sure this is right?

i c........................ quotes.............. that r not..................... correct.......................... they above white man's head......................................................................................................................................................................

*falls onto desk

"Seeing as Dave is being silent, yo accuso signore Dave"

Darkgenisis is awfully quick to choose a kill. Almost as if he knows who he needs to kill. I vote for him.

I don't think its dave anyone who sells chess sets has got to be a fundamentally good person.

(From Michael: Don't double post unless its for a vote, its bad for your heatlh)

*quickly gets up!!!

suspicous look.......


OBJECTION!!!!!!!!!!


THE CULPRIT IS U


o powerofpoo F/UC hangovers...........
*collapses

Edit: srry had to edit some youtube technical issues

ME I dare you

(Dave stands up wearing his favorite Mr. T costume (from his shop), complete with mohawk and lots of gold chains weighing upwards of 40 pounds)

MarthMarthy wrote:Lets be racist and kill them all!

Hmm... sounds familiar *cough* *nulls--* *cough*

MarthMarthy wrote:My vote goes straight to myself. If you people want to screw over your chances of survival, so be it.

Hmm... sounds familiar *cough* *me--* *cough*

nullset12, I have been a vampire hunter before (in a past life) and I PITY THE FOOL who accuses me. As a matter of fact, I PITY THE FOOL who votes to kill anyone at all on a severe shortage of evidence. Facts, people, where are the facts?

(Dave takes out a chessboard with his logo on it)

Let's think of this as a game of chess.

(Dave sets up the board, with both sides being white)

Now the only catch is, everyone appears to be a good guy. How does this guy (pointing to a white pawn) know who his enemy is (pointing to an opposing white pawn)? In fact, how does he even know whose turn it is? It's a sad state of affairs, indeed.

(Realizing this is a terrible analogy, Dave whacks away the chessboard with the same expression he had when he said "I PITY THE FOOL")

But seriously, there's no reason for anyone to be suspecting anyone else at this point in time. Wait until one of the enemy makes a mistake.

(I love you too Jake)

Dave wrote: I PITY THE FOOL who votes to kill anyone at all on a severe shortage of evidence. Facts, people, where are the facts?

it is obvious now!!!!!!

and since dave who has been quiet until after i accused jake, just spoke up, he must have some sort of connection with jake..... a vampire connection

i change my vote to micheal ... the useless in society should be killd regardless of wheter vamp/human

(For those of you who played last game, you realize that it is quite a mistake to not act on the first day, the vampires get free kill and you go back to square one)

Hey before you all go trying to kill Mike, I'll have you know that last week we smoked a ton a weed and spent like, three hours at Goodburger in BROAD DAYLIGHT. Since we neither exploded into tiny flaming pieces nor sparkled in the sunlight causing a mass hysterical mob of Twilight fangirls, I think it's safe to say we're human.

....... u guys were smoking weed huh?........... i guess it can't be helped, i will

CHANGE MY VOTE TO MICHAEL, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GET MESSED UP HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DRUNKNESS WILL PREVAIL OVA DA ARTS OF HIGHNESS!!!!!!!!!

RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!

*drinks some more
*collapses

well duh bigz... evry1 knows gay vampires dont burn/glow in light.... (JK loolol)

That was just you smoking, I went to kill some time at Goodburger while you got stoned solid. You made a crowd too, I just told them it was because of the Gas Leaks this city seems to have a lot...

Oh, and just to let you know, Dead Apostles can survive in sunlight. They just don't like it. (Go read Tsukihime...)

I'll actually go with killing michael. God has made people do terrible things and that hallucination ahas great power over that deluded freak.

Oh ok, go ahead and kill me.

You're making a terrible mistake..........

DON'T LIE MYKAL!!!!!!!!! DON'T LIE LIKE U DID WITH THOSE FAKE FLOATING QUOTES ABOVE UR HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o powerofpoo i tripped
*collapses

"This foreigner is so clearly hateful of our country, also I don't recall vampires originating from these parts, and how long ago did you arrive again? just a couple months or weeks ago? Seems like just long enough to stake out the place for targets"

amos... i thjink u r also a candidate in this... ur healt bar says u have 666 health ... THE DEMON SPAWN ... VAMPIRE SCUM...

AH F/UC IMA GET MAH CHICKEN SUIT!!!!!!!!!

IT'S LIKE LIGHT ARMOR AGAINST MICHAEL'S FANGS

also don't forget to go order a happy meal from McHappy's

Yes I came here a while ago to place FINGERPRINTS ON CANDLESTICKS.

Spoiler:

After we decide on our kill do we get to know what they were?

powerofpoo!!!!!! HE'S GONNA BURN MY CHICKEN SUIT WITH TEH CANDLES!!!!!!!!!
USING HIS FINGERPRINTS TO IGNITE IT!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHHHAHHAHAHHH

AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHAAAHAHHH

wut is that a euphamism for?...

Yeah Jake, you get to know what I am. Its called seeing if they dissolve into dust or not, and then searching my home.

@Harris: its a reference to game 1, when people made up powerofpoo to vote for people, and then Dave showed us why it was a dumb idea.