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the announcements dont stop getting more.....longways....
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It has really been a while since I updated the announcements...better start timestamping stuff! -- May 19th, 2011
But actually I stopped because my announcements are too trivial and nonsensical to be worth remembering.
I leave the following line up for nostalgia purposes as well:
Hi I'm George Zimmerman, former CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. One day I saw a defenseless young Mandingo Navy League scholar who was on the run from a Russian billionaire walking down the street instead of hiding in the Walmart Maxipad section like he should be. I raped him with the hot coals of my eyes and put a knifegun to his throat. Rather than breaking the law and jaywalking, he stood his ground and declared "You won't dare harm me in the land of the free!" With furious masturbation I blew his soul straight down to the fifth layer of Baator, so that whenever you hear someone say that they are most certainly wrong. I guarantee it.
OOH HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
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Post by nullset12 2010-08-07, 07:19

You know, once upon a time there was a little company named Microsoft that thought it would be a good idea to make a computer so that people can watch porn. And then it gained control over the world cause people like porn. True story xP

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Post by Capitalist Pig 2010-08-07, 17:00

honestly, my real problem with the iphone os,(iphone, ipod touch, ipad) is not the lack of porn but rather the lack of FLASH.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-08-07, 17:03

You know, once upon a time there was a little kid named sandow who thought it would be a good idea to spout his anti-apple rants in a joke topic in incorrect form. And then he became the world's prison nina because people don't like topic ruiners.

I have everything against apple, just don't do it here.
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Post by nullset12 2010-08-07, 17:24

You know, once upon a time there was a group of people that thought it would be a good idea to make a nasuverse forum. And then Sandow joined it and ruined this topic. True story
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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-08-07, 17:51

You know, once upon a time there was a group of people who thought it would be fun to make a forum for discussing the nasuverse and their hamachi network, and then two n00bz joined and pissed off the admin. true story

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Post by Zhu Yang 2010-08-07, 18:42

You know, once upon a time there was a little Indian boy who thought it would be fun to kill babies, and so the father of the babies raped his cousins. True story Very Happy
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-08-07, 20:11

And then the cousins had half azn half indian babies so the indian boy had to kill them?

You know, once upon a time there was this powerful admin who thought it would be a good idea to punish the n00bs pissing him off by deleting all their posts. And the Mod Squad regained control of the top posters list because people don't like spam. True Story.
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Post by nullset12 2010-08-07, 21:38

You know, once upon a time there was a group of people that thought it would be a good idea to create a muslim support group. Then it became al-Qa'ida. True story.
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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-08-07, 23:16

you misspelled Queda
sorry I'm a grammer nazi

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-08-07, 23:26

You misspelled it too. The politically correct version is al Qaeda.
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Post by nullset12 2010-08-08, 06:56

THERES MULTIPLE -.-
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