Character Quiz proto part 4

Seeing the recent party at Quan's house I've decided to make it the topic of the next question.

Eh, I don't like parties. Its Noise + Nonsense + Awkward social situations. The best part of the experience for me is the food bar furthest away from the music.

I'm usually the semi drunk girl making a fool out of herself for an hour then sits in a corner sobering up before going to work the next day.

Social gatherings are one of life's few moments of true community. It's not a good idea to get drunk cuz people will knock you out and steal your kidney or something.

I love how you jumped right over money and went straight to kidney

Thats why I always go with someone incase I do drink. I don't get drunk all that often anymore had no time for partys due to work.

because otherwise other people at the party will go take out your kidney and sell it on the black market.

Darkgenesis wrote:I love how you jumped right over money and went straight to kidney

You might not necessarily have money on you, but you'll almost always have some internal organs to sell.

yes, but they'll probably be drunk, and chances are next to nil that they have a scalpel on them in a party

or they could just convince you to go to candy mountain while your drunk.

being at a party does not mean you are drunk -.-

Nina wrote:Thats why I always go with someone incase I do drink. I don't get drunk all that often anymore had no time for partys due to work.

Good strategy, that way you can make sure someone you know well has priority to get your kidney/liver/pancreas and uses it for a good cause.
Nullset, there are really only three reasons you go to a party:
1. To meet up with acquaintances.
2. To get laid.
3. To get drunk. Which will probably lead to getting laid if its that kind of party.
4. To steal organs from drunk/laid people to sell or augment yourself. And maybe get laid and meet acquaintances while you're at it.

Having said this, let's have a party at Larry's house, and all bring scalpels. It'll be like assassin except people won't be as silly about things because they have something(s) at stake.

You know, great idea, but first lets all get internal organ price evaluations, so you know, we can know who's kidney is worth the most.

We just learned the excretory system in biology so I'd say that yours would probably be the most valuable, since cats live in a water-scarce environment in comparison to humans, and so have long loops of Henle in each nephron, their kidneys are much more efficient in concentrating the waste urea and salts. Right up in 2nd place is mine, because I'm practically biological perfection itself. then there's amos and Vroopmaster because they're cool, sandy and larry because they piss a lot, and Kai-Wen in last....because wario's a plumber so he can just do it manually. Then there's Nullset, who probably doesn't have any kidneys left because he's been to all the smcs parties*. But remember, we're not just talking kidneys, it's just that they're the least needed organ(besides the skin but that's very valuable for cosmetic value) and easy to obtain, no questions asked. Make sure you refrain on eating pizza and other artery clogging stuff, that makes your heart less valuable, and that's not good! We all(well most of us) aim to serve the the commonwealth(or whoever gets your stuff) as best as we can, so don't neglect this area.

*which likely explains how he got hooked on k-pop, it's the only thing he could do in the hospital bed when his body builds up too much liquid waste.