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WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS!
Please remain calm and begin your designated migration procedure.
Currently Watching/Reading: Brisingr, Steins;Gate
the announcements dont stop getting more.....longways....
Calling anything foolproof is tempting fate.
We've recently switched to a new chat client, Riot.im! GET ON IT NAO
WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD!
It has really been a while since I updated the announcements...better start timestamping stuff! -- May 19th, 2011
But actually I stopped because my announcements are too trivial and nonsensical to be worth remembering.
I leave the following line up for nostalgia purposes as well:
Hi I'm George Zimmerman, former CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. One day I saw a defenseless young Mandingo Navy League scholar who was on the run from a Russian billionaire walking down the street instead of hiding in the Walmart Maxipad section like he should be. I raped him with the hot coals of my eyes and put a knifegun to his throat. Rather than breaking the law and jaywalking, he stood his ground and declared "You won't dare harm me in the land of the free!" With furious masturbation I blew his soul straight down to the fifth layer of Baator, so that whenever you hear someone say that they are most certainly wrong. I guarantee it.
OOH HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
BSRPG is in full swing now, praise the lord!

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2015-08-10, 00:03

The Weirdo hunt is on! Please place all questions and reports of suspicious activity in Miscellaneous non-spam.
Upon my return at the end of the week I will tally up the reports and reward successful bounty hunters.
Bounties are listed in units of Awesomesauce.

Who the hell are these people - "Hallbera Ulfsdóttir", "Lyrissa", "Noada": $1

The Only Sane Man - "Darkgenesis": $-1
While his antics occasionally tax my cringe tolerance, he is technically not a true Weirdo and is thus authorized to post outside of the Weirdos ghettoRPG Korner.

The Physicist - "Tristan Sky": $2
Notorious reference-poster of Madoka and Bodacious Space Pirates memes. Is highly educated, do not tangle with if your rank is below Praetor. Wanted alive if possible, for scientific vivisection to gain insight of his abilities.

The Purple People-Eater - "snuffles": $1
This creature, while elusive, is nevertheless a danger to the general public. Wanted dead or alive.

The Jario Bros - "Jarrion Xanatov" and "Dekaru": $5
This dynamic duo is known for its rampant displays of over-exuberant, blatantly homoerotic displays of friendship and brotherhood. Terminate with extreme prejudice.
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