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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-05-31, 02:55

I'm the only one on at 3 am, so I feel like ripping on n00bs at crucis
So
I am the player of my servant
Saber is my body, and Gil is my blood
I have created over a thousand Easy campaigns
Unknown to LAN, nor known to fighting other people
Yet these hands will never hold a trophy
Thus as I spam... Unlimited n00b Fails


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Post by Guest 2010-05-31, 09:39

*Applauds*

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-05-31, 15:52

It's a quarter after 3, he's all alone and he needs you now...to get owned in crucis.
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Post by Guest 2010-05-31, 19:18

posted by wayne at 3:54 this morning

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-05-31, 20:10

Sorry buddy, for some reason am and pm are inverted on this forum, so while larry actually posted at 3am, I posted at 3 in the afternoon.
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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-06-01, 15:22

yeah, maybe it's just that we're otaku, so it assumes we're in japan, and besides am is my pm.

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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-06-01, 19:28

u know, sometimes im up at 3... u hve a gmail larry?
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Post by Guest 2010-06-01, 22:04

forum of china

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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-06-01, 22:20

@ Kelvin yeah
@ Amos So true... EXCEPT THAT OTAKU ARE FROM JAPAN DUMBASS

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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-06-01, 23:11

lol u shud c the korean otaku that married a pillow
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Post by Guest 2010-06-02, 18:57

otaku may be japanese word, but there are so many non japanese otakus

also i said china because they have a 12 hour time difference, as in am and pm are swtiched -.-


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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-06-02, 18:58

Its a japanese word dude.
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Post by Guest 2010-06-02, 19:12

so because nerd is an english word you can't have chinese nerds?

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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-06-03, 01:53

OK, Rules of this topic... You may only post when you are the only active member on teh forumz
That's pretty much it.

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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-06-03, 04:52

lol k i'll post every day then

it's currently like 4:50 am........

damnit larry shudn't u be bored and on crucis?
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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-06-03, 19:07

Wayne ur clock says it's Friday June 4... LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-06-03, 19:57

Yeah you wish it was already over...
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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-06-04, 01:52

o hey im the only 1 on yet again.... damnit larry ur supposed to be on...

jk lolz sleep is important

sleepy time bbz pplz


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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-06-04, 14:26

No U Kelvin, its ur fault for not telling us...
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Post by Guest 2010-06-04, 15:27

yeah we need telepathic alarm clocks man

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Post by Sanae Kochiya 2010-06-04, 16:33

mind-reading alarm clocks

it's like they see what you are dreaming

and then they pick exactly the WRONG moment to wake you up

like if you're sandow and you're in the middle of a dream about lolicon futanari or whatever he is into these days (such as other men?)

It'll never wake you up during nightmares, though. Like, if you're dreaming about Sandow dreaming about lolicon futanari, it won't wake you up.
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Post by Xenoe 2010-06-04, 21:00

Or just a mind breaking alarm clock, one that gives you nightmares about Sandow dreaming about lolicon futanari.
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Post by Guest 2010-06-04, 21:03

no thats more along the line of a hardcore pervert alarm clock

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Post by Xenoe 2010-06-04, 21:03

Dreaming about other people dreaming about lolicon?
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Post by Guest 2010-06-04, 21:07

infnite loophole, if the person thinking about lolicon is thinking about you, then it loops forever.

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Post by Sanae Kochiya 2010-06-04, 22:04

...Well, until one of them wakes up, anyway.

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Post by Guest 2010-06-04, 22:06

ok enough telepathic alarm clock talk, alot of these types of topics end in some creepy innuendo or talk about sandow and his fetishes.

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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-06-12, 04:08

It's 4:07 I would be getting up in an hour on a school night, THIS IS AWESOME

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-06-12, 07:00

You missed me by about 3 hours. Doesn't that just suck?
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Post by Gralis Vernos 2010-06-12, 08:42

the forum's clock is ahead by 3-4 hours, can you please change it? it's 4pm right now for me.
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Post by Gralis Vernos 2010-06-12, 11:21

hmm really where do you live?
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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-06-15, 02:31

lol, only 1 on again....... 3am 6/15/2010
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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-06-15, 15:07

OMG its 3:07 pm, why arent u foolz on?

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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-06-15, 15:30

cuz we're on the bus? lawl?
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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-06-22, 07:59

only 1 up again......... 7:59 am 6/22/2010............. come on guys, u wake up so late
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Post by InteroVegas 2010-06-22, 10:01

huh I have been up the whole time, I never went to sleep, turns out I get hungry faster when I stay up, yeah yeah I know it makes sense : P
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Post by The Lord Kelvin 2010-06-22, 10:24

lol
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Post by InteroVegas 2010-06-22, 10:57

so there ya go, you weren't alone, you were with that guy who was zoning out playing mechwarriors all morning trying to figure out the damned control scheme
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Post by InteroVegas 2010-06-29, 01:21

I am so alone, so bored, patching sc2 beta at 1:20 in the morning, urgghhh, to the point that I double posted.
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