Survival Decision

Apparently, not knowing what the island is like is a given.

This is a tough choice for me, but I can definitely rule out A for me because it is extremely impractical for survival. If one were knowledgeable and skilled enough to survive without some of the supplies in the other choices then A can still be argued for keeping oneself entertained, which is rather important when you spend 15 years with little to no social contact.

Definitely C; A is retarded, not practical at all, B is for pothead gamers and seriously.... no multiplayer?... the person in C can't have sex BUT AT LEAST SHE'S A GAY-MOS PERSON, the companion in b can't talk and the person in a is too retarded to do anything besides have sex. honestly i think i'd go crazy if i had no one to talk to. have you guys ever seen that movie? WILSON!!!!! lol. also replenishing survival kit and spices =.= that's just op bro, so op, needs to get nerfed. I don't need to collect materials for menial survival tasks like first aid, BECAUSE MY KIT REPLENISHES :O. if i were bear grylls and had to drink my own piss to survive then... SPICE CABINET TO THE RESCUE. yea boi, mah piss tastes like coke o cola; getting tired of the same powerofpoo farmed plants? USE DIFFERENT SPICES, TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN NOW. o man the guy in b has a survival knife!!! but no worries, one can make their own sharp tool (although it would probably take a while) and there are many other ways to make a fire other than using magnesium.

Yup, C for me as well (although why you can't use the Internet on the laptop to contact others is beyond me...)

I guess there really isn't any argument here, C is universally sound. Besides the 2 hour daily limit, it's perfect for everything except combat.
Oh, it doesn't let you contact other people because you could ask them for survival help or to send over supplies/escape method, same thing with multiplayer gaming, although it doesn't work since you don't need to talk to other people on the Internet to get that kind of information. And Michael, the laptop could be on like permanent lanschool blocking or something so you can only go to certain sites.

It's already been established that there's not much of a competition, but I'd choose C as well. The medical kit, companion and spices would make the experience almost bearable, and the laptop would allow you to look up information that you could use in an unprecendented situation. Seeing as there are other tasks to be done in order to survive, you probably wouldn't be able to use the computer for more than two hours a day.

A) because 15 years of 2 hours of computer a day blows, I hate playing single person games, I'd rather not have a powerofpoo computer sitting next to me. The dog, meh, the pot, not really my thing, and the console thing, meehhhh.

For me, escape, a laser gun, a hot chick to f@ck and 500 books of my choosing is the way to go. Of course I have to make my own assumption the island has food, otherwise both choice A AND B are pointless. And FFS I am on island, I don't want to feel like a refugee with leftover magical supplies, I'd rather just go with it and live on the island for what will probably be 15% to 18% of my lifespan. Internet that can't communicate with others risks being slow as powerofpoo, the game console will get wrecked in the environment, same with the laptop - and as soon as a storm comes along you have to hope there is some cave to protect your laptop/console or they just get wrecked. Yeah the books will get wrecked as well, but hey at least they can dry out and be burnt for some very temporary fire.

The knife from B is very enticing, that's about it.

The medical supplies from C are enticing, and I don't mean the survival bits, I mean the disinfectant really.

The island is just so vague, any of these choices can be useless based on the island.

What, it doesn't say you can fack her, it says "have sex with".

with her low IQ im sure she won't be able to tell the difference

gamemastersCollaborator wrote:What, it doesn't say you can fack her, it says "have sex with".

Darkgenesis wrote:with her low IQ im sure she won't be able to tell the difference

if he doesn't mean sex what does he mean
O LAWDY

C! No sex doesn't mean no cuddling etc.

And that's the most practical choice lol.