Pathfinder 4: A New Hope

Julia: michael told me to flame you about your folder-naming tendencies
so here you go i guess
http://tinyurl.com/2pkkj7
Ieyasu: OH GOD FIRE
I AM BE PURGED
Julia: bepurged
that sounds like a really gross word
that should exist
Sent at 10:09 PM on Monday
Ieyasu: well it'd probably have a similar meaning to other urg words
like liturgy and metallurgy
or demiurge
Julia: i dont actually know that last one
i feel ashamed
Ieyasu: demiurge is a- oh wait why am i telling you this go back to the kitchen
Julia: boy i will kick your ass six ways to sunday
Ieyasu: u mean my throat
Julia: both those things
Ieyasu: buttocks can take a good deal more punishment
Julia: steel toed boots can too
Ieyasu: before becoming unfit for the purpose they were made to serve
Julia: what, being sat on?
Ieyasu: no, mate attraction
Julia: im not sure how a butt would be designed to attract mates
Ieyasu: yes
thats why you don't have one yet
Julia: i mean things like boobs and lips and hair, yeah
but butts?
and please
if i wanted one
i could have my pick
in the meantime
i got powerofpoo to do
Ieyasu: oh so you're bisexual then
Julia: well yes but i hardly see how that's the point
Ieyasu: the point is
well there is no point actually butts are round
Julia: i asked the internet
the internet gave a bunch of half-assed unanswers
Ieyasu: what did u expect
Julia: im assuming this means that butt-scientists are right now at this moment scratching their heads
terribly confused about butts
clearly we need to get more guys on this case
Ieyasu: did u really think butt scientists would go on the internet to post their findings
Julia: no, but i think the internet has enough self-identified geniuses who follow science
Ieyasu: clearly you never learned about what happened the last time they did
Julia: but no, i don't know that
do enlighten me
Ieyasu: it was rather interesting from a 3rd party perspective
multiple universes were coalescing and attempting to debate whose laws were better
then the strings got involved
Julia: man, GAY-MOS strings
what did strings ever do for us
all they do is sit on their stringy asses and vibrate all the time
what is the point of that, i ask you
Ieyasu: i was answering your squashtion
Julia: you have a penchant for creating highly likely, but inutterably disgusting words
have you considered writing a book?
Ieyasu: yes