WUT THE HELL SKARNER IS OP

So I decide to play a match of jungle skarner to see how he has improved - I haven't played him at all in a month and a half and i have a half built rune page so I figure meh - I will test powerofpoo out, do so so, maybe even win.

At champ select twitch says skarner is the worst jungler ever.

We started with a roaming twitch who ganked mid with our karthus (who took first point in the wall), mean while I scrounge through blue.

So while twitch picks up some kills on top lane - I RAPE jungle at a DISGUSTINGLY fast speed while being DISGUSTINGLY sustained. I easily clear the whole jungle first run - never even close to low hp.

So I walk into lane to bot lane to gank yi and nunu who are against my solo bot alistar (roaming twitch) - I score an easy double kill as they are next to my tower. I press W run in start mashing Q they try to 2v1 me, yi just MELTS and nunu is unable to escape under the slow. Mana is infinite right now - its just never ending my Q doesnt even lower my mana bar at this point.

I walk around, clear enemy jungle, kill bot lane again. Get a sheen and some other powerofpoo.

So then it just happens - like out of nowhere only being 2/0/1 I just start DESTROYING people. I'm too tanky, too fast, too sustained to be killed by any of the enemy team 1v1. Graves cant even get near me because he can't risk getting Q'd. I sustain myself through 2 consecutive 4v4's scoring all the kills - ulting people out of the fights and soaking up the damage without going back or getting healed.

Twitch is doing good, he is like 8/0/4.

At more teamfights I tank nunu's ult (ap nunu mind you) and kill the rest of them - graves keep running away.

More or less I end the match at 20 minutes being 13/0/5.

and all I did was faceroll - it was so amazing, he is GAY-MOS good, fast tanky aoe does slows, it all works now , its GAY-MOS FANTASTIC.

Who said this would happen the moment he saw the patch preview? ME

in my dream, i am the graves
its me
and THEN the big scorpion comes
for a little one on one
But it turns out to be CRAZY what kind of crystal slashes this guy has
im telling you....skill like that is UNREAL, it doesn't even HAPPEN most of the time
the fiels of jjstuce....is on FIRE

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=010.jpg

and it happened again man - im not this good, skarner is crazy buffed now.

Im sure there are characters with hard counters to him, but i have not encountered any. The match I lost I did some stupid powerofpoo against a jungle shaco and got myself killed, multiple times.