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WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS!
Please remain calm and begin your designated migration procedure.
Currently Watching/Reading: Brisingr, Steins;Gate
the announcements dont stop getting more.....longways....
Calling anything foolproof is tempting fate.
We've recently switched to a new chat client, Riot.im! GET ON IT NAO
WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD!
It has really been a while since I updated the announcements...better start timestamping stuff! -- May 19th, 2011
But actually I stopped because my announcements are too trivial and nonsensical to be worth remembering.
I leave the following line up for nostalgia purposes as well:
Hi I'm George Zimmerman, former CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. One day I saw a defenseless young Mandingo Navy League scholar who was on the run from a Russian billionaire walking down the street instead of hiding in the Walmart Maxipad section like he should be. I raped him with the hot coals of my eyes and put a knifegun to his throat. Rather than breaking the law and jaywalking, he stood his ground and declared "You won't dare harm me in the land of the free!" With furious masturbation I blew his soul straight down to the fifth layer of Baator, so that whenever you hear someone say that they are most certainly wrong. I guarantee it.
OOH HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
BSRPG is in full swing now, praise the lord!

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Post by Capitalist Pig 2011-04-27, 00:07

The Promised Land Demotivational-posters-i-just-found
The promised land is also where Michael's SCV's like to hang out.
the land of infinite energies in ff7
and the land promised to the israelites in a very good Hebrew work of fiction.

Any other promised lands?
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2011-04-27, 17:54

/thread, mofo.
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Post by DukeLawliet 2011-09-06, 17:56

My promise lands arranged hub and spoke, kind of like Disney world. We've got more refined areas, like my personal manor....and a few....less so. *coughcoughharemcough*
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Post by M. Ainsel 2011-09-06, 18:19

What land? Nobody promised me any land. When I get land, it will be because I TOOK it from some sorry mothertrucker who couldn't defend it well enough.

@ Kooay: Lolol, I was gonna do that
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