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WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS!
Please remain calm and begin your designated migration procedure.
Currently Watching/Reading: Brisingr, Steins;Gate
the announcements dont stop getting more.....longways....
Calling anything foolproof is tempting fate.
We've recently switched to a new chat client, Riot.im! GET ON IT NAO
WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD!
It has really been a while since I updated the announcements...better start timestamping stuff! -- May 19th, 2011
But actually I stopped because my announcements are too trivial and nonsensical to be worth remembering.
I leave the following line up for nostalgia purposes as well:
Hi I'm George Zimmerman, former CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. One day I saw a defenseless young Mandingo Navy League scholar who was on the run from a Russian billionaire walking down the street instead of hiding in the Walmart Maxipad section like he should be. I raped him with the hot coals of my eyes and put a knifegun to his throat. Rather than breaking the law and jaywalking, he stood his ground and declared "You won't dare harm me in the land of the free!" With furious masturbation I blew his soul straight down to the fifth layer of Baator, so that whenever you hear someone say that they are most certainly wrong. I guarantee it.
OOH HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
BSRPG is in full swing now, praise the lord!

Hark! A Wedding!

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Post by Capitalist Pig 2011-04-11, 13:34

Dearly beloved, we are gathered together here in the sight of God to join together this Man and this Woman in holy Matrimony; which is an honourable estate, instituted of God in Paradise, and into which holy estate these two persons present come now to be joined.

In other words, as I happened to wander in upon Kevin Chu (Kevindakilla) and Nancy Nguyen(generic asian) holding each other romantically. My proof that it was indeed romantic is that they made me promise not to tell anybody Razz

MAY THE GREAT ADMIN-SAMA SMILE UPON AND AFFIRM THIS WEDDING
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2011-04-11, 13:47

I don't really care, Vroopmaster can do it if he wants to.
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Post by Kevindakilla 2011-04-11, 15:11

It's okay to be a fag Sandow.

I do not deny your claim either.
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Post by M. Ainsel 2011-04-11, 16:56

Congrats Kevin and Nancy, may your relationship last long. I have nothing more to say since its none of my business.

Sandow, you're acting very, very inappropriately. If you feel you need to call Kevin out then you can issue the Tahhadi challenge, face him in one to one combat to the death, and then- oh wait this isn't Arrakis, this is Montgomery County Maryland, and what reasonable sane people do over here is NOT act like a douchefag when people get together.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2011-04-11, 18:37

Or have a frenetic orgy while high off of cinnamon flavored crack cocaine.
Well, we could pull the duel thing off substituting sharpened blue whale jawbones for crysknives(troll global. always) I really don't think Kevin would be inclined to fight in a cavern under twin suns in a sumo loincloth. But what the hell would they be fighting over anyways, neither have any honor or water rings(Kevin doesn't play sonic)
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Post by Capitalist Pig 2011-04-11, 19:23

Looking at people's raging, I have but 2 things to say.
1. 20b.org
2. SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL
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Post by Masked Identity 2011-04-11, 20:21

REJOICE! ANOTHER TWO HUMANS HAVE JOINED IN ROMANTIC CEREMONY! STILL, YOU SHOULD BE WARNED THE DANGERS OF LOVELY LOVELY COURTSHIP!
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Post by nullset12 2011-04-12, 18:01

@masked identidy - AMOS off

Congrats Kevin. You were successful where others have not been (myself included :-/)
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