Shipping Wars

See this if you don't know what it means:http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ShipToShipCombat

Anyways, this topic is for all purpose shipping, be it RL people or fictional characters.
RULES FOR SHIPPING:
*No Homo pairings for IRL people because Homo jokes are loosing their humor. Be more creative than that you twat. [Class 1 Violation]
*No pairing unusual creatures like pokemons or NeoPets with humans (or humanish races). Go to FurAffinity if you like that sort of stuff (weirdo) [Class 1 Violation]
*No pairing incestial relationships. That ain't right man, no marrying your cousins here. [Class 1 Violation]
*People being paired must have the genitalia that is correct for their gender and CANNOT have incorrect genitalia. I can't beleive I have to make this a rule, but if I didn't Someone might post some gross stuff. [Class 1 Violation]
*No pairing me with fugly girls. I deserve some vroop [Class 1 Violation]
*No shipping Vroopmaster Lou with Fugly girls. He created Vroop. [Class 1 Violation]
*No Twilight Shipping, unless you're a middleschool girl [Class 2 Violation]
*No Avatar: The Last Airbender shipping. Overdone. [Class 2 Violation]
*No Threesome (or more) shipping. You only get the right to do this if were ever actually part of a sexual threesome (or more). Pics or it didn't happen [Class 2 Violation]

Violate (the law criminal skum) the rules and your post will A'Splode if its a Class 1 violation. And minus rep for Class 2 violations. Plus rep for funny ships. Bonus points if you add miniture fanfictions with the ship.

MarthMarthy wrote:
RULES FOR SHIPPING:
*People being paired must have the genitalia that is correct for their gender. I can't beleive I have to make this a rule, but if I didn't Someone might post some gross stuff.

Yeah someone I'll bet. Please put a ban on twilight as well.

Oh, of course, this does not just include as/ms/vns, everything is fair game. bwahahahha. Will post images and links later.

LoveLove Ships: Ones I like and support
Shinji + Rei (Hur hur hur I'm a faggot) - Neon Genesis Evangelion
Bernkastel + Lambdadelta (u mad?) - Umineko no Naku Koro Ni. Maybe I am that sick.
Young Walter + Girlucard - Hellsing: The Dawn. If you don't know, don't bother finding out.
Vorian Atreides + Serena Butler - Legends of Dune. U mad Xavier?
Alanna, the Lioness of Trebond and Olau + Liam the Shang Dragon - Song of the Lioness Quartet. B'AAWWWW WHY PIERCE WHY

Fail Ships: I hate em.
(Queen)Susan Pevensie + Caspian X - Chronicles of Narnia. Screw you movie producers.

Weird Ships: Entering the contest for funny.
Sanae Furukawa + Youhei Sunohara (Because...it's weird...and funny...) - Clannad
Nrvnqsr Chaos + Yumizuka Satsuki (Isn't it sad, Sacchin? see my epic gilgamesh topic) - Tsukihime Project
Son Goku + Suzumiya Haruhi - Dragon Ball and TMOSH. Hrmm....I think Goku needs to train more.
Belliard vel Jelani + Suli Ram Kikura - Tairen Soul and Eternity. Because they come from two radically different stories that you guys neither know about nor care. Problem?
Count Hasimir Fenring + Cornelia li Britannia - Prelude to Dune and Code Geass. Because Count Fenring is so cool and badass they had to cut his balls off so he couldn't pimp every girl in the Imperium. A Cornelia is fine too. It's aww-right, he still has Margot. Wait, did I just violate the genitalia rule OH SHI-

Why bother banning Twilight, the whole series is just shipping its own characters. Shipping it further is pointless. Adding twilight characters is now a Misdemeanor, doing so merits negative awesomesauce.

Oh that's right, I must write fanfictions! LemonParty.org !

My ships:
Me with Nina
Meroy with Nina
Pimp with every desi girl ever
THE FOLLOWING SHIP WAS CATEGORIZED A CLASS ONE VIOLATION OF MYKAL'S PRIDE AND SO HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM THE EYES OF THE VIEWING PUBLIC. LOVE, YOUR BELOVED ADMIN-SAMA.

I'll prolly think of more later

Someone is going to die a horrible death. Possibly two deaths.

Time to read school days to get ideas.

Nina wrote:Someone is going to die a horrible death. Possibly two deaths.

Fictional Shippings:
Death and Sandow

Possibly Canon?
Nancy and Chu Chu Train
Pain-on and Valkyrie

Maybe real someday...who knows.
Older brothers dragunov rifle and sandow.

Nina wrote:Maybe real someday...who knows.
Older brothers dragunov rifle and sandow.

I think you need to correct that to "A speeding bullet from older brother's dragunov rifle and sandow", I think giving him a gun would be disastrous, he wouldn't use it right at all(Hint: the hole is pointed towards your head, you half jew dummy).

@mykal more like Pain-On + Tie phanny, and Chu Chu + Chris Chan(Quadra C!). From what I've heard, somehow nancy is more of Peinan's type and vice versa.... Has to do with inverse maturity

Oh! That's right, however could we forget about Harmini! Or our favorite Viet couple!(The letters of Q and V are significant in understanding this relationship) The funny thing about this is that all the guys in these ships happen to be members here but never go on. So they'll never find out, hur hur hur.


Unfortunately it seems we're all at that age where singing that retarded sitting in the tree kissing song has too much nasty connotations to imagine...what, do I have to spell it out for you??!?!? SITTIN' IN THE FRONT SEAT SITTIN' IN THE BACK SEAT WHICH SEAT SHOULD I TAA- I think I've elaborated more than quite enough now.
Also if you are looking for fictional ships check this thread out: http://wakachan.org/fate/res/118770.html Oh wait what the- just ignore the H in the first few posts

This thread is dying, so I have a couple more.
Nina and GrimGrim
Nina and the barrel of her brother's Dragunov
Nina and Ssssuuuuuussshi
Nina and this guy: http://rulebreaker.forumotion.com/u16
Nina and Gilgamesh(Komidol)
Nina and Belmont

Why would Kaede Agano bed any of those? And shouldn't their be a Shinji ship, because c'mon that's the most obvious one. You meant this Kaede right?

Unless you meant Kaede from Elflin Lied?

You are forgetting the incredible peiwei combination

MarthMarthy wrote:Why would Kaede Agano bed any of those? And shouldn't their be a Shinji ship, because c'mon that's the most obvious one. You meant this Kaede right?

Unless you meant Kaede from Elflin Lied?

Or Makidera from Hollow?

I never mentioned any Kaede. What are you talking about?

EDIT: By nina, he means kaede. --Your beloved Admin-sama.

There's nobody with those characteristics here. Sorry man, I think you're going a little nuts. Next you're gonna start saying there's a TSUKlHIME ANIME.

Good job you posted a link so what?

Fail. there is no kaede here. There is a Nina here but she is a japanese librarian with a GED.

Also sushi is father vincent.

who said anything about a kaede?

Capitalist Pig wrote:NOPE.avi
I mean Kaede, the 19yo Japanese-American college student who's real name is Nina and who is active on this forum.

You did.

The classic tale of two star-crossed lovers: Sandow and Tai-phanny. Written by Anonymous.

Part 1: How it all began.
The end of 8th period bell had just rung, and all of Mr Lee's class was star to leave. Sandow was being more of a troll than usual that day and decided to place a bucket of legos over the door so that the first person to walk through it would be doused in plastic rain. Tiffany pushed the door and became the victim to the annoying trap. After a scream and a wave of laughter Mr Lee came stomping in to investigate what happened. In confusion both Tiffany and Sandow were yelling, blaming the other for the ruckus. After almost three minutes of loud bickering Mr Lee finally decided to simply punish them both.
"You know what, since neither of you can act reasonable, I'm just going to have you BOTH clean this up. Now I have to go to pick up my daughters, and when I get back here tomorrow this room better be spotless, otherwise parents are going to have to be called."
Before either of them could protest Mr Lee and the rest of the class had already left. So they decided to clean in awkward silence.

Ten minutes had passed and still nobody spoke a single word. Each one of them started cleaning the mess from opposite sides of the spill, but now that they were almost done they were forced to work in proximity to one another. Sandow wasn't paying attention and accidentally grasped Tiffany's hand, thinking it was a Lego piece. He looked up, and she looked up simultaneously, and their eyes meet. For almost a thirty seconds they stared each other in the eye, and during that time Cupid had scored another notch on his bow. Their bitter indifference mellowed out into a willingness to coexist, and while they maintained that eye contact even more pleasant and fantastical ideas were entertained in their minds. Reality slammed on them hard, however, when they realized what they were doing. They jolted away from each other, becoming self aware of how goofy they must have looked. The air was tense and awkward, since each one knew what the other must be thinking, but was too afraid to say. But finally when but the last Lego was left to be picked up, both their hands meet again by simple mistake. She looked into his eyes, and his into hers. The electricity was flowing again. Slowly and unconsciously each of them started leaning towards the other, and before they knew it they were in each others embrace. Their faces were no more than six inches away from each other, and with eye contact maintained, they leaned closer and closer, until finally their lips met.
To be continued in part 2.

erm... thatt's pretty awkward, i dun think tai-phanny has those low standards.......

If you'll excuse me, Imma go do some vomiting.

Good lord...I can't bring myself to finish that...I think I'm gonna...blleragaagk

This Faggot isn't Violating any of the rules, but if this gets bad I think I need to add a couple more in...and Kooay, Backtrace his IP.
oh god, here it comes agi-Blaaagrdk

Can I say that i laughed at yours and sandows responses.

Edit: also just a quick question. does anyone else have lag problems when your using a quick reply on the forums?

What do you mean by lag problems?

Yeah yeah mykal I'mma sic the cyberpolice on this guy, he dun goofed, and the consequences will never be the same.

just a general lag in typing and sometimes loading images.

i think its caused by all the gif images in our sigs.

other news there is no lag at all if you use a 3G phone to come here.

To the tiphany + sandow story

Sandow would never lower his standards for tiphany.
Tiphany would never lower her standards for him.
(Their standards are already pretty GAY-MOS low)

Before long, they'll be praying for natural causes

you realize that really doesn't mean anything, because someone's standards have to be lower for the other to go down for s/he. So basically what you're saying is they're actually just right for each other.
NO U /b/ro I know you wanted tie phanny b4 man but no need to go all white knight.

And um....what do you mean by "praying for natural causes"?

i think im going to join sandow in throwing up

- old people die of "natural causes" - aka old age

So does that mean they'll grow old together...?
O_O BLARggohoxzcg

Well Mykal, Ya Dun Goofed. I have irrefutable evidence that YOU posted that fanfic. You fooled several of us. You almost fooled me with your act that you were just as disgusted as us.

I'm not doubting you, but knowing the type of person you are, it's difficult for me to take you seriously. Feel free to dish out the evidence whenever you'd like, rub it in his face if you will.
If it's not legit, and it turns out you actually wrote this, no mercy /b/ro. You have a penchant for making fake accounts *cough* Son Goku *cough* and lying with a straight face, as well as the fact that you might be pretending to be disgusted as well, seeing the type of stuff you read for fun and fap.
But don't worry. I am placing everyone under equal suspicion, except for myself, nina, and Kai-Wen because life is unfair like that(random number generator). Yes even you peinan.

EDIT: Wow...ok wow....I see what you mean sandy...yeah it is too damn obvious who it is now, I realized it, but I don't feel like taking screenshots of the evidence. You can go and do that. I'm just going to sit by and watch him squirm.

Oh noes, cyber police. Where's your warrant? Or evidence...

And if I were to write a fanfic it would be about Me and Rin >. Or about me and Rachel...oh wait, that ain't fiction . Come at me /b/ro, I have a gun named Truth and a bullet named Justice, so please either have really, really good evidence to convince me to shoot myself with it or to point it at the CORRECT target (Amos?)

This is starting to sound like umineko *cues epic bgm*
Right before we continue leveling accusations against each other let's move this discussion into an official court trial topic because this is digression from the thread's original purpose. All agreed?

Corenat Rovarnus wrote:This is starting to sound like umineko *cues epic bgm*
Right before we continue leveling accusations against each other let's move this discussion into an official court trial topic because this is digression from the thread's original purpose. All agreed?

Well, we haven't had anything exciting happen lately. I support starting a separate court trial topic. I think we would all like to clear some things up, especially Maestro, since his ProZ email has been affected.

Kooay, we coming up with some protocol?

Are you ready? Fight!

Marthy x furry
Tiffany (whoever the hell that is)

pig x jack of candles.

FINISHING MOVE!

pig x nina x marthy

TRIPLE KO!

Scott wins.

"All hail scott baby!"


Achivement unlocked: "Don't wake the sleeping tiger. " post a post on the web while knives is asleep at the computer. 1000 points.


THANK YOU CALIFORNIA VOTE SCOTT 2016 FOR PRESIDENT!


Sooo worth the beating im getting in the morning.

"while knives is asleep at the computer"?
OH NO YOU WOKE UP KNIVES! HERE HE COMES TO WIPE OUT THE HUMAN RACE! KILL THE SPIDER TO SAVE THE BUTTERFLY B1TCH!


But seriously, drink a bit much?

no i drank nothing last night i was dead tired and my younger brother dave tried to troll while i was at the comp.

Edit: I decided im just going to kick him in the nuts when our relatives get here for dinner.

Nina wrote:post a post on the web while knives is asleep at the computer.

Nice nickname your brother has for you. or is that referring to someone else?

Nina wrote:THANK YOU CALIFORNIA VOTE SCOTT 2016 FOR PRESIDENT!

No thanks I'm voting for myself

Nina wrote:Sooo worth the beating im getting in the morning.

You'd better hope it is

refers to two things. 1) my character pick in the scott pilgrim game in our 4player coop sessions and 2) that the 4 of us fight with nerf swords (we are very childish though its very fun) I carry a few concealable ones in my sleeves.

Also i kicked him in the nuts when our grandma got over here he collapsed on the ground and grandma clapped and said "great show now get up and help me with my bags Scott."

Hey thats exactly what his face looked like when i kicked him.

Also I want to say that if we do have rulebreaker scott wont be joining my brother jared will he is mature.