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WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS!
Please remain calm and begin your designated migration procedure.
Currently Watching/Reading: Brisingr, Steins;Gate
the announcements dont stop getting more.....longways....
Calling anything foolproof is tempting fate.
We've recently switched to a new chat client, Riot.im! GET ON IT NAO
WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD!
It has really been a while since I updated the announcements...better start timestamping stuff! -- May 19th, 2011
But actually I stopped because my announcements are too trivial and nonsensical to be worth remembering.
I leave the following line up for nostalgia purposes as well:
Hi I'm George Zimmerman, former CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. One day I saw a defenseless young Mandingo Navy League scholar who was on the run from a Russian billionaire walking down the street instead of hiding in the Walmart Maxipad section like he should be. I raped him with the hot coals of my eyes and put a knifegun to his throat. Rather than breaking the law and jaywalking, he stood his ground and declared "You won't dare harm me in the land of the free!" With furious masturbation I blew his soul straight down to the fifth layer of Baator, so that whenever you hear someone say that they are most certainly wrong. I guarantee it.
OOH HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
BSRPG is in full swing now, praise the lord!

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-12-17, 01:41

http://proofthatgodexists.org/

Yeah, what do you make of this?
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Post by Sanae Kochiya 2010-12-17, 09:17

">I don't care if absolute truth exists"
"site links me to DIsney.com"

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Post by M. Ainsel 2010-12-18, 10:26

That site is stupid. A double cheese extra pepperoni supreme Stupid with a side of idiot bread.
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Post by nullset12 2010-12-18, 12:17

it has more holes than swiss cheese
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Post by Kevindakilla 2010-12-30, 21:06

I say God doesn't exist :O
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Post by dinasemrys 2010-12-30, 21:08

kevin... now u joined too? wtf...
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-12-30, 21:10

lawl I was hoping for an explanation of how the proof fails but whatever.
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Post by Kevindakilla 2010-12-30, 21:14

Yes, despite everything... I joined. Epic isn't it?
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Post by dinasemrys 2010-12-30, 21:18

not really.

why dont u post a proof against god? it will be entertaining.
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Post by Kevindakilla 2010-12-30, 21:23

Well, I think Wikipedia agrees with me: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Existence_of_God

Therefore I am right. (Don't listen to your English teachers, they lie!)
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Post by dinasemrys 2010-12-30, 21:25

dont listen to mr sohn either. He tried to force me to believe in god...
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Post by Kevindakilla 2010-12-30, 21:29

Is there anyone here who actually believes in God?

Some people are offended when you contradict their imaginative beliefs.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-12-30, 21:34

Wikipedia does think God is a pretty cool guy though, (eh made the universe and doesn't afraid of anything) they made a whole series on him.

Proof that god exists Thebible4chanxy0
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Post by Kevindakilla 2010-12-30, 21:44

I think that your document clearly supports God not existing. Although I do agree that the Bible is an excellent work of Fiction.

Didn't Eve only have sons though?
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Post by M. Ainsel 2010-12-31, 11:09

More religion trolling...I thought we were done with this...
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Post by Sanae Kochiya 2010-12-31, 12:25

Huh? Oh, yeah, God's real, kids. Here's a photo of her.
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Post by M. Ainsel 2010-12-31, 13:01

Yeah and I found a picture of Satan too
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Post by nullset12 2010-12-31, 14:16

I found a picture of an angel too
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Post by Kevindakilla 2010-12-31, 14:21

That's impossible. Those look like ordinary Asian people. Everyone knows that all angels are white.
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Post by nullset12 2010-12-31, 14:33

FINE then Gabriel is an angel
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Post by M. Ainsel 2010-12-31, 14:48

Gabriel is an ARCHANGLE dumbass.
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Post by Kevindakilla 2010-12-31, 15:09

It's alright Michael. Not everyone has enough time to read stories. Maybe if they turned the bible into anime... Wait, I think it's been done already.
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Post by M. Ainsel 2010-12-31, 16:36

Type Moon takes stuff from all religions and mythologies, and Bible Black doesn't count.
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Post by Kevindakilla 2010-12-31, 16:50

Maybe I was referring to some obscure anime/manga that only Felix has ever heard of...

You watched Bible Black?
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Post by M. Ainsel 2010-12-31, 17:05

Pff no not really, I just heard about it when I was figuring out what Hentai meant back in 8th grade, and some faggot on youtube reviewed it and I watched the review.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-12-31, 17:48

Sanae Kochiya wrote:Huh? Oh, yeah, God's real, kids. Here's a photo of her.
OH powerofpoo WE GOT SERVED, THIS NIGGA'S PLAYIN' OLD SCHOOL!!!

MarthMarthy wrote:Yeah and I found a picture of Satan too
haha nice try michael it just leads to a unhosted domain.

nullset12 wrote:I found a picture of an angel too
Your life is brilliant
Your love is pure
You saw an angel
Of that you're sure
She was walking down the street
She was with another man
But you're not worried, cause you've got a plan

She's beautiful, She's beautiful, it's true.
You saw her face, in a crowded place,
But you don't know what to do,
Cause she'll never be with you.

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