WhatPulse

Have you ever wanted an enigmatic organization of dubious moral character to monitor every click and key press you do on your computer?
Do your friends and family need to know how much data you've downloaded and uploaded over the years?
Do you want a publicly available list of which applications you use the most, especially ones of a questionable nature?
Introducing WhatPulse (Version 2.7 as of this post), a free multi-platform application that measures most quantifiable aspects of your computing experience! Simply leave it on in the background while it performs perfectly legal activities, and submits reports(Pulses) back to their servers at regular intervals, which YOU, the customer, can determine at your leisure. You can also trigger pulses manually if you're into that sort of thing. The best part is, their website has a huge database of you and the thousands of other gullible schmucks like-minded individuals, ranking everyone by their totals in each category. Who knows, if you type and click hard enough, and believe in yourself, you may even achieve a HIGH SCORE. But watch out, everybody else will be typing and clicking too so you better step up your game if you want to get in the big leagues.

Get it now and start ranking up at http://www.whatpulse.org !