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the announcements dont stop getting more.....longways....
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It has really been a while since I updated the announcements...better start timestamping stuff! -- May 19th, 2011
But actually I stopped because my announcements are too trivial and nonsensical to be worth remembering.
I leave the following line up for nostalgia purposes as well:
Hi I'm George Zimmerman, former CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. One day I saw a defenseless young Mandingo Navy League scholar who was on the run from a Russian billionaire walking down the street instead of hiding in the Walmart Maxipad section like he should be. I raped him with the hot coals of my eyes and put a knifegun to his throat. Rather than breaking the law and jaywalking, he stood his ground and declared "You won't dare harm me in the land of the free!" With furious masturbation I blew his soul straight down to the fifth layer of Baator, so that whenever you hear someone say that they are most certainly wrong. I guarantee it.
OOH HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
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The Silmarillion

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2015-08-30, 23:17

HEHE BOI. I found the complete e-text of JRR Tolkien's The Silmarillion on this russkie site, enjoy:
http://www.ae-lib.org.ua/texts-c/tolkien__the_silmarillion__en.htm

Idiot wrote:Hurrr what's the silly-whatsit?
get the fuck out of here

Just kidding Tolkien is way overrated. This is like the uber-prequel to Lord of the Rings and El Halfling.
Here's also this reader's guide that was posted on *shudders*...tumblr.
http://adf.ly/1NViEr

PS1. Sorry about the adfly link, I must remind you that forumotion automatically does that to mediafire links. If someone's getting ad revenue money it might as well be me so I did it myself.

PS2. Yeah I noticed the reader's guide uses the same picture I have for the Swaggafids. Look, it was originally drawn to represent the Dornish capital in a Song of Ass and Fire, so we're both ripping it off incorrectly.
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