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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2015-02-23, 13:19

Exclamation Attention all forum-goers, ProZ and noobs alike: Exclamation

I am implementing an all new, high technology system to replace Forumotion's default private message mechanic.
I am performing this selfless act of courage and sacrifice for myriad reasons, some of which will remain forever a mystery.
The following are but a few of them:

  • The default system has a really low limit, and my new genius method will leave you flabbergasted with amazement at the Unlimited Space Works that will result
  • Pretty much all PM conversations are between me and someone else.
  • It makes both you and I feel smart for subverting the oppressive hand of Forumotion Authority.
  • I love you*

Here's how it works:

  1. I create a category in Important Stuff called "Private Messages"
  2. In that category, I create a subforum with your chumhandle on it that is only visible to you.
  3. When you feel the telltale signs of PMS** coming on, you go to your subforum in Private Messages and
  4. Masturbate furiously Make a thread there with your PM

So you see, I'm doing half the work for you! Isn't that great?
New Private Messaging System! Rekt10
Oh yeah, PM me (using the new system of course) if you want to change your subforum's name to something (more) amusing or if you know someone that needs their PM box set up
*for a certain value of love
**Private Menstrual Syndrome
Corenat Rovarnus
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