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Post by InteroVegas 2014-07-27, 18:14

Respond here Karitoss
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2014-07-27, 18:15

With the power of copypasta, I experience deja vu!

Karitoss' servo-skull returns to the bridge after a mysteriously long hiatus. The Enginseer appears to have a short conversation with it.
"Do I really look like that?" he mutters, then turns back to the com-screen, chipper as ever.
"I am no expert, but I don't think that will help fix a vessel. Still, you know what is best for your ship. What kind of metal would you like the rods in?"
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Post by InteroVegas 2014-07-27, 18:23

"Oh, ... BARBED AND WARPED! Something as grotesque as your mugs." (No he cannot see you)
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2014-07-27, 18:27

"Speaking of warped, you should really cut down on those jumps you are making. Someone could get hurt. How about we fix up your engines before that happens?"
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Post by InteroVegas 2014-07-27, 18:35

This time they respond in an androgynous voice: "If you are willing, that would be most kind. Would you send shuttles of repairmen over?"
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2014-07-27, 18:47

"Yes, this is excellent! I express gladness at being able to help others. May I ask who I am speaking with? I have a very important business venture I would like your help with."
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Post by InteroVegas 2014-07-27, 18:52

"... Yes. This is privateer Unfsqwuli. What word do I call you by?"
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2014-07-27, 19:11

"You may call me Genji, fellow fleshbag. Do you know of what happened to the good captain Bolog, or his subordinate I was speaking to just now?"
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Post by InteroVegas 2014-07-27, 19:22

"Nooo, my apologies. A search for Captain bolog or his subordinate will be commenced immediately."
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2014-07-27, 19:44

Karitoss claps his hands. "A second degree of excellence! I like you, Unfsqwuli. Would you like to come serve under me on the Equinox? You'd be a good deal better company than the knuckleheads I'm currently surrounded by."
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Post by InteroVegas 2014-07-27, 20:42

Unfsqwuli must have searched for captain Bolog in earnest because the last thing hear over the open line is the breaking and tearing of metal from the killing blow Equinox.
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Post by InteroVegas 2014-07-27, 20:47

Divergence over.
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