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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-04-27, 20:54

Post protip lists for different situations.

When you are at a library:
1. Actually read a goddamn book, don't just use the computers.
2. Don't look up porn on the computers. There are children around you.
3. Keep small children out of the young adult area.

(lolololol this is copypasta is there a problem)
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Post by kaede on 2012-04-27, 23:05

@Corenat Rovarnus wrote:Post protip lists for different situations.

When you are at a library:
1. Actually read a goddamn book, don't just use the computers.
2. Don't look up porn on the computers. There are children around you.
3. Keep small children out of the young adult area.

(lolololol this is copypasta is there a problem)

Agreed with all three points.
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Post by Capitalist Pig on 2012-04-30, 23:14

When you are making christmas presents for your waifu-chans

1. cut a hole in a box
2. put yo junk in that box
3. make her open the box
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-04-30, 23:59

When sandow posts advice for anything

1. Downvote him
2. Kill the tab with his advice on it
3. Erase the advice from your mind
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Post by kaede on 2012-05-01, 00:02

itsame273 wrote:When sandow posts advice for anything

1. Downvote him
2. Kill the tab with his advice on it
3. Erase the advice from your mind

You forgot this one:

4) kill him with fire.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-05-01, 09:31

To relieve sinus pressure or a malfunctioning nose:
1. Press down on face area between eyebrows
2. Press up against the roof of your mouth with tongue.
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you feel better or people start looking at you weirdly.

@Capitalist Pig wrote:
2. put yo junk in that box
Am I doin it rite?
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Post by Zhu Yang on 2012-05-05, 17:44

To eat with fork and knife:
1. Put the fork in your left hand
2. Put the knife in your right hand
3. Don't stab your face with your uncoordinated left hand
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-05-05, 17:58

O THX BRAH!!! I'VE ALWAYS HAD TROUBLE WITH THAT
BECAUSE
I AM THE BAMBOO OF MY STICK
FOOD IS MY BODY AND SOUP IS MY BLOOD
I HAVE LIFTED OVER A THOUSAND CHUNKS
UNAWARE OF FORKS, NOR AWARE OF KNIVES
WITHSTOOD MUCH FRUSTRATION TO PICK UP EVERY GRAIN OF RICE
I HAVE NO SPOON TO DRINK MY SOUP, I SIMPLY PICK UP THE BOWL
SO DON'T GIVE HIM THE STICK
UNRIMITED CHOPSTIX WAKASUUUUUUUU
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-05-11, 13:48

To dunk your opponents:
1. Enter the Yi Zone
2. Acquire doublesword
3. Try to get Pentakill
4. Repeat step 2 if step 3 was not successful
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-09-09, 18:13

For a more comfortable shave:
1. Begin right after a shower(or during if you're a boss) or the hair being shaved is wet.
2. Shave once with the grain.
3. Rinse out razor and skin with water. Reapply cream/gel if you used it before.
4. Shave again against the grain.
5. Final rinse with cold water

also is this legit?
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