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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-01-25, 21:55

What's your biggest defect?
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What's the point if this quiz?
- If you're successful in life, see how you could look like if you were a loser.
- If you're a loser, confirm who you are

jk lol, here's a real description

The Personality Defect Test will provide an accurate analysis of your true personality, but it will do so in a manner that is very insulting, cynical, and unintentionally ridiculous. It uses four variables--gentleness, humility, extroversion, and rationality--in order to determine what kind of person you are. And, unlike traditional personality tests, it will focus on the negative aspects of these results as opposed to the positive.
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-01-25, 21:57

This is me lol:

Spiteful Loner
You are 57% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
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You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-01-26, 00:04

Robot
You are 86% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant
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You are the Robot! You are characterized by your rationality. In fact, this is really ALL you are characterized by. Like a cold, heartless machine, you are so logical and unemotional that you scarcely seem human. For instance, you are very humble and don't bother thinking of your own interests, you are very gentle and lack emotion, and you are also very introverted and introspective. You may have noticed that these traits are just as applicable to your laptop as they are to a human being. You are not like the robots they show in the movies. Movie robots are make-believe, because they always get all personable and likeable after being struck by lightning, or they are cold, cruel killing machines. In all reality, though, you are much more boring than all that. Real robots just sit there, doing their stupid jobs, and doing little else. If you get struck by lightning, you won't develop a winning personality and heart of gold. (Robots don't have hearts, silly, and if they did, they would probably be made of steel, not gold.) You also won't be likely to terrorize humanity by becoming an ultra-violent killing machine sent into the past to kill the mother of a child who will lead a rebellion against machines, because that movie was dumb as hell, and because real robots don't kill--they horribly maim at best, and they don't even do that on purpose. Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people. In all my years, my laptop has only attacked me once, and that was only because my brother threw it at me. In short, your personality defect is that you don't really HAVE a personality. You are one of those annoying, super-logical people that never gets upset or flustered. Unless, of course, you short circuit. Or if someone throws a pie at you. Pies sure are delicious.

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Class Clown.
Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Emo Kid, and the Haughty Intellectual.
Eh, I actually do express emotions and I do so very strongly, but they are mostly superficial. I'd prefer being the Smartass or Televangelist(OH LAWD). Considering this test is from OKCupid, um...Who are you looking for Kai-Wario?
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-01-26, 03:54

i think my answer fits well
i'd see you as the haughty intellectual
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-01-26, 07:33

I predicted that you'd see me as the braggart, but apparently you aren't extroverted enough to see that.
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Post by Zhu Yang on 2012-01-26, 17:36

@Corenat Rovarnus wrote:I predicted that you'd see me as the braggart, but apparently you aren't extroverted enough to see that.
Oh man, but psychology says that introverts are better at reading emotions.
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Post by Skraal on 2012-01-26, 18:56

I got the robot as well.

You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.
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Post by kaede on 2012-01-26, 19:40

I did this last night on my phone and got nina slap. I'd post the stats but i didn't save them.
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