Lonely Island Featuring Fizz

(MINIONS-HAVE-SPAWNED)

Lock eyes from across the Rift.
Buy my items, while the waters shift.
Take our lanes and skip the names.
No need here for the silly games.
Make our way through the minion crowd.
The Rift is the sky and the lane's our cloud.
Move in close as the bullets fly.
Our weapons touch and the minions cry.
Leave my tower go back to yours.
Our spells first touch and the damage soars.
A whole fight's what we've got in store.
Whisper in my ear that you want some more.
And I

Fizz in my pants.

This really never happens you can take my word.
I won't apologize, that's just absurd.
Mainly your fault for the way you advance.
And now I

Fizz in my pants.

Don't tell your team or I'll say in all chat:
Your friend's a feeder and I'm getting too fat.
I'm very sensitive, some would say that's a plus.

Now I'll go back and buy.

I need a few things from the platform store.
Earning that gold is such a chore.
Left me broke and looking for cash.
Used Teleport to get back in a flash.
Back in lane, I saw you there.
My heart stood still; you were totally bare.
You never went back to buy your gear.
Upon seeing me, you ran in fear.
I CC'd you, then killed you with Sheen.
You typed in all chat, said "That was mean!"
And I

Fizzed in my pants.

It's perfectly normal, it's completely plain.
Oh we're going to need a clean up at top lane.
And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I.

Fizzed in my pants.

To be fair you were being quite bold.
Plus you were weak, pretty much free gold.
Please stop acting like you're not impressed.
Feeding me more will make your team distressed.

In chat, I see "MIA".
I kept on pushing; things seemed okay.
Cleared the waves with ultimate power.
Saw you sitting there by your tower and I

Fizzed in my pants.

Pushing up the lane when your teammates Flash.
Need to get away need to make a dash.
Me being chased reminds me of you and I

Fizz in my pants.

Suddenly, an Exhaust goes off and I
Fizz in my pants.

My Janna arrives and a breeze rolls in and I
Fizz in my pants.

When my team came and killed you all I
Fizzed in my pants.

I just used a pot and I
Fizzed in my pants.

I went to-
Fizzed in my pants.

Okay seriously you guys can we... Okay…

I Fizz right in my pants every time you come at me.
And when we're trading blows, it's like having sex to me.
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy.
I get an Aegis at all times it's a necessity.

'Cause I Fizz in my pants.
Yes, I Fizz in my pants.

(VIC-TO-RY)

This contains too much originality and wit to have been made by you.

I don't play LoL too much, so could someone please explain to me what "fizz" is in relation to the game?

EDIT: Never mind, I know now.

ok the song jizzed in my pants is a real song, but the rewording wouldn't be too hard

Capitalist Pig wrote:
I Fizz right in my pants every time you come at me.
And when we're trading blows, it's like having sex to me.
You say I'm premature I just call it ecstasy.
I get an Aegis at all times it's a necessity.

it wouldn't have been too hard to reword this a bit more