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WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS!
Please remain calm and begin your designated migration procedure.
Currently Watching/Reading: Brisingr, Steins;Gate
the announcements dont stop getting more.....longways....
Calling anything foolproof is tempting fate.
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WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD!
It has really been a while since I updated the announcements...better start timestamping stuff! -- May 19th, 2011
But actually I stopped because my announcements are too trivial and nonsensical to be worth remembering.
I leave the following line up for nostalgia purposes as well:
Hi I'm George Zimmerman, former CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. One day I saw a defenseless young Mandingo Navy League scholar who was on the run from a Russian billionaire walking down the street instead of hiding in the Walmart Maxipad section like he should be. I raped him with the hot coals of my eyes and put a knifegun to his throat. Rather than breaking the law and jaywalking, he stood his ground and declared "You won't dare harm me in the land of the free!" With furious masturbation I blew his soul straight down to the fifth layer of Baator, so that whenever you hear someone say that they are most certainly wrong. I guarantee it.
OOH HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
BSRPG is in full swing now, praise the lord!

This guy was awesome

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Post by InteroVegas 2010-09-12, 01:23

See this guy turned this in for his reflection paper essay, this is genius


I am the bone of my essay
Procastination is my body, and caffeine is my blood
I have ignored over a thousand deadlines
Unknown to MLA format, nor known to passing grades.
Have withstood responsibility to fail many classes
Yes those classes will never teach anything.
So, as I hand in,
UNLIMITED ESSAY WORKS
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Post by kaede 2010-09-12, 02:01

I don't know why the teacher failed him that essay was worth a least unlimited D's which would get him through highschool.

Also saw a guy hand in that paper on my last day of school the teacher balled it up and threw it in his face.
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Post by InteroVegas 2010-09-12, 02:20

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Post by nullset12 2010-09-12, 09:23

LOL i didn't see this chain until i posted my other one ...

So he activates his uew - and throws failing grades at you
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