This is amusing

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-08, 22:03

just stumbled upon this

by ZedSlayer 2010-09-09, 00:08

so, who would win that fight?

by **kaede** 2010-09-09, 00:15

Hate to say it but Saber her prana burst makes her run at mach 13 and she slices through Vader like warm butter or she uses excalibur and frys him with light.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 00:18

A first strike force choke always works wonders. And I get she is made of magical energy, but at least it holds her disabled in the air while he uses his energy sword thing to kill her. Haven't you guys played battle front 2 with the cheap forcechoke?

by ZedSlayer 2010-09-09, 00:19

Darkgenesis wrote:A first strike force choke always works wonders. And I get she is made of magical energy, but at least it holds her disabled in the air while he uses his energy sword thing to kill her. Haven't you guys played battle front 2 with the cheap forcechoke?

It's called a lightsaber or a laser sword, baka.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 00:23

All the same I think it works, or does light have to be magical too? In order to overcome her magical defenses.

by ZedSlayer 2010-09-09, 00:38

no, like it's a fugging l4zor, it would just cut through her sword cus I doubt that her sword is made out of the same stuff as the railings in Star Wars.

by **kaede** 2010-09-09, 00:40

Her sword is blessed by the planet and is a NP so i dobut that it can be destroyed by a light saber.

Also go play soul calibur 4 light sabers cant cut through there weapons for some reason or other.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 00:44

That is because that is a suxxor lightsaber. It's energy, I don't care how wonderfully magical you are, unless you can absorb said light, or you are not solid, it will cut through you.

by **kaede** 2010-09-09, 00:47

Well sabers sword absorbs light so there is a possibility that it can absorb the energy from the saber. but its all hypotheticals.

by **nullset12** 2010-09-09, 07:34

Saber is >9000 times faster ... pwned

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 10:05

read the force choke thing

by **nullset12** 2010-09-09, 10:49

Immune to magic....

idk if thats magic though

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 11:18

exactly - it isn't magic - IT IS THE FORCE, idk though what that qualifies as. It doesn't really seem like magic by any standards. Seems a lot more telekinesis and telepathic influence.

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 11:29

lol, i remember posting this pic in the "getting ur post count up" thread in the spam section..... too bad it was taken down

by Bigz 2010-09-09, 15:57

according to the prequels, the Force is harnessing some sort of space-bacteria.

by **nullset12** 2010-09-09, 16:15

and is saber immune to disease?

by **kaede** 2010-09-09, 16:21

She is technically a spirit so i'd say yes.

by **nullset12** 2010-09-09, 16:28

logical reasoning - Saber wins

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 16:30

the prequels, are odd, and without going into a starwars fight here, this wasn't something with a large amount of source information that got turned into a glossed over movie. It was a movie set that was expanded, and the problem with expanding something is that you make up details to fill in blanks that are made when you try to expand that limited universe. 1, 2 and 3 were off base enough, but the story kinda needed a 1 , 2 and 3 - but like most people noticed they newer ones were made to appeal to be like movie whores they had characters placed to appeal to all sorts of people. Really! Mace Windu's actor was picked because he is black, and jar jar was put in for the kids. Yoda was dropped in for the nostalgia, etc. Also they did a gap in the technology, they use all these fancy sleek super high tech like ships in the first 3 movies, just to suddenly have these big blocky clunky ships in 4 , 5 and 6 (I get that 4 5 and 6 came first, but then they should have adapted 1 2 and 3 to fit that).

by Bigz 2010-09-09, 16:38

Part of the problem is that George Lucas effectively accepted most fan-fics as part of the universe, meaning that you can basically make up something on the spot and it is canon.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 16:43

So going by the original content and none of the content that was used to make money off this set of movies. Force Choke is not magical , and I don't know about sabers breathing or not but that doesn't matter, if you are suspended by your neck you can not effectively do anything. And with the lightsaber being made of laser and everything, it wouldn't seem to need to worry about being magical (or do we now have magical light in addition to magical mass).

by ZedSlayer 2010-09-09, 17:53

I believe that saber could parry, using wind to stop Vader's arm or something, so it might be an even fight. But, ultimately, my money's on Saber cause of Excalibur.

by **nullset12** 2010-09-09, 18:12

exactly .... don't forget avalon - the ultimate defense

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 18:20

lol, but that's not possible..... if saber won, then how could she hve turned to the dark side (dark saber aka saber alt)?

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 18:28

Again, FORCE choke, i don't recall anyone ever being able to parry that, they could block lightning with their swords, they couldn't block force chokes. And if you are suspended by your neck how the fvck are you going to use Excalibur?

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 18:30

IDC ABOUT THEIR ABILITIES!!!!!!! SABER TURNED TO DAAAAKKUUUUU SEEEEEIIIIIIIIBBAAAAAA, WHICH MEANS THAT DARTH VADER MUST HAVE WON IN ORDER TO TURN HER TO THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-09-09, 19:02

Darkgenesis wrote:Again, FORCE choke, i don't recall anyone ever being able to parry that, they could block lightning with their swords, they couldn't block force chokes. And if you are suspended by your neck how the fvck are you going to use Excalibur?

she can retreat into spirit form and then back again to get out of that, intangible ghosts can't be force choked. And while she is suspended in the air she can use prana burst to swing excalibur and activate it despite the lack of friction midair. And Darth Vader used force choke on some old guy who was standing still, don't you think maybe it'd be a bit harder to try and remote choke someone running at mach 13? So we're back into the melee field.

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 19:08

DAMNIT IS THIS GONNA TURN INTO ONE OF THOSE "IT DOESN'T MATTER THE BALLZ R INNERT" CONVERSATIONS?............. CUZ

DAMNIT WAYNE, IT DOESN'T MATTER, SABER TURNS TO DARK SABER, AND HOW THE HELL WUD SHE TURN INTO DARK SABER WITHOUT BEING DEFEATED BY DARTH VADER

plus, did u forget, saber is the only heroic spirit that can't be turned into spirit form..............

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-09-09, 19:13

Thats just a master technicality, with rin or kiritsugu she can.

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 19:17

um.... no it's not..... did u forget about the saber parodox?

*spoilers*

Spoiler:

either way......
IT DOESN'T MATTER, SABER TURNS TO DARK SABER BECAUSE SHE'S DEFEATED BY DARTH VADER!!!!!!!

by **nullset12** 2010-09-09, 19:40

If shes not defeated in the first place, how can she turn into dark saber?

BESIDES ... saber has A+ in ability to avoid danger. I'm sure she'll avoid the stupid choke than only works on unmoving people.

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 19:47

SEIBA'S STATS DON'T MATTER!!!!!!!!! SABER HAS TO BE DEFEATED BY DARTH VADER TO TURN TO THE DARK SIDE AND BECOME DARK SABER!!!!!!!!!!!! PLOT DEVELOPMENT TRUMPS ANY AND ALL STATS

by **nullset12** 2010-09-09, 19:48

We are in ubw xD

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 19:53

hmmmm...... this pic from hf looks surprisingly similar.......

Spoiler:

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 19:54

since when did forcechoke necesarily have to reach its target, its the force, it probably just affects the target, not move the air around them. Like moving objects, the people don't move the air around the object, THEY MOVE THE OBJECT. (It is force, we don't need to justify its ability to do that, it just can). Yeah so the spirit form thing is valid, although a ) if it is just saber by herself and its legitly her, then can she still go into spirit form? if it is a master technicality , I would assume that the servant can't go into spirit form without a master. Also forcechoke is too broken to be used in real combat, it is like those deadly weapons in dramas that are only used for some swagger.

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 19:57

IT DOESN'T MATTER, SABER CAN'T GO INTO SPIRIT FORM!!!!!!!!

ALSO

IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!!!!! SABER HAS TO BE DEFEATED BY DARTH VADER TO TURN TO THE DARK SIDE AND BECOME DARK SABER!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-09-09, 20:02

Darkgenesis wrote:since when did forcechoke necesarily have to reach its target, its the force, it probably just affects the target, not move the air around them. Like moving objects, the people don't move the air around the object, THEY MOVE THE OBJECT. (It is force, we don't need to justify its ability to do that, it just can). Yeah so the spirit form thing is valid, although a ) if it is just saber by herself and its legitly her, then can she still go into spirit form? if it is a master technicality , I would assume that the servant can't go into spirit form without a master. Also forcechoke is too broken to be used in real combat, it is like those deadly weapons in dramas that are only used for some swagger.

It is force, we don't need to justify its ability to do that, it just can? Well Saber has A+ magic resistance and danger instinct, so she can both dodge and resist the force choke, I don't need to justify her ability to do that, she just can.

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 20:03

Corenat Rovarnus wrote:
Darkgenesis wrote:since when did forcechoke necesarily have to reach its target, its the force, it probably just affects the target, not move the air around them. Like moving objects, the people don't move the air around the object, THEY MOVE THE OBJECT. (It is force, we don't need to justify its ability to do that, it just can). Yeah so the spirit form thing is valid, although a ) if it is just saber by herself and its legitly her, then can she still go into spirit form? if it is a master technicality , I would assume that the servant can't go into spirit form without a master. Also forcechoke is too broken to be used in real combat, it is like those deadly weapons in dramas that are only used for some swagger.

It is force, we don't need to justify its ability to do that, it just can? Well Saber has A+ magic resistance and danger instinct, so she can both dodge and resist the force choke, I don't need to justify her ability to do that, she just can.

itsame273 wrote:SEIBA'S STATS DON'T MATTER!!!!!!!!! SABER HAS TO BE DEFEATED BY DARTH VADER TO TURN TO THE DARK SIDE AND BECOME DARK SABER!!!!!!!!!!!! PLOT DEVELOPMENT TRUMPS ANY AND ALL STATS

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 20:07

you can dodge something that affects you? Please be like a video game character and dodge your own poisoned body. If force choke affects the target, and not via outside influence, how is it dodge able?

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 20:09

IT DOESN'T MATTER, SABER TURNS TO DARK SABER BECAUSE SHE'S DEFEATED BY DARTH VADER!!!!!!! PLOT DEVELOPMENT TRUMPS EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-09-09, 20:12

excuuuuse me, she turned into daku seiba after being defeated by Darth Cherry Blossom, not Vader.

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 20:12

O RLY?

by **InteroVegas** 2010-09-09, 20:13

Cherry Blossom sounds awfully lame for the name of a Darth, maybe for something else, but it just doesn't fit with Darth.

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-09-09, 20:13

Darkgenesis wrote:you can dodge something that affects you? Please be like a video game character and dodge your own poisoned body. If force choke affects the target, and not via outside influence, how is it dodge able?

well if it affects your body directly, saber is made out of mana, how hard do you think it is to crush mana in your hand? Good thing vader's got a mechanical hand or else it'd be hurting pretty badly. Oh, and Saber IS a video game character trololol

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-09-09, 20:16

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY'RE MADE OF OR WHERE THEY'RE FROM!!!!!!!!
PLOT DEVELOPMENT TRUMPS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
DARTH VADER HAS TO DEFEAT SEIBA FOR SEIBA TO BECOME DAAAAKKUUUUUU SEEEEIIIBBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NO WAYNE, DARTH CHERRY BLOSSOM DIDN'T DEFEAT SEIBA, DARTH CHERRY BLOSSOM IS TOO NUB TO BE IN THE STORYLINE AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **nullset12** 2010-09-09, 20:44

Crushing pure mana isn't possible....

and theres is a matter of command seal assist

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-09-09, 20:49

what about lifting it? that seems to be amos' point now.

by **nullset12** 2010-09-09, 20:51

lifting pure mana .... what kind of crap is this?

darth vader is a old, slow noob. Saber is king of knights. now letsee...... saber

by ZedSlayer 2010-09-09, 21:00

d00d, Darth Vader was 1337n3ss incarnate before 1337 was even a word., don't you care call him a n00b in my section.

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