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WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS!
Please remain calm and begin your designated migration procedure.
Currently Watching/Reading: Brisingr, Steins;Gate
the announcements dont stop getting more.....longways....
Calling anything foolproof is tempting fate.
We've recently switched to a new chat client, Riot.im! GET ON IT NAO
WE ARE MIGRATING! CHECK THE ANNOUNCEMENTS THREAD!
It has really been a while since I updated the announcements...better start timestamping stuff! -- May 19th, 2011
But actually I stopped because my announcements are too trivial and nonsensical to be worth remembering.
I leave the following line up for nostalgia purposes as well:
Hi I'm George Zimmerman, former CEO of the Men's Wearhouse. One day I saw a defenseless young Mandingo Navy League scholar who was on the run from a Russian billionaire walking down the street instead of hiding in the Walmart Maxipad section like he should be. I raped him with the hot coals of my eyes and put a knifegun to his throat. Rather than breaking the law and jaywalking, he stood his ground and declared "You won't dare harm me in the land of the free!" With furious masturbation I blew his soul straight down to the fifth layer of Baator, so that whenever you hear someone say that they are most certainly wrong. I guarantee it.
OOH HOO HOO HOO!!!!!
BSRPG is in full swing now, praise the lord!

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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-08-04, 21:56

one-liners/ crazy powerofpoo in the form of: Any A______ can do X_____ it takes a B_____ to do Y______
A and B are related, with B being the superior form
X and Y are related in the same way
example
Remember kids, any punk can shoot a guy from across a room, it takes a man to get close enough to stab.- Chris Rock


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Post by Zhu Yang 2010-08-04, 22:11

Maybe you should include the original quote as an example in your opening post?

Remember kids, anyone can chase vroop, but it takes a real man to make babies.
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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-08-04, 23:08

good Idea
it's done
remember kids any n00b can camp, it takes a pro to one-shot with a knife

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Post by nullset12 2010-08-05, 07:47

Remember kids: Anybody can have a crush on someone. It takes a real man/woman to have a relationship.

THIS WAS MY iDEA
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Post by M. Ainsel 2010-08-05, 10:42

Remember Kids: Any tampon can stop the mess, but it takes a Tampex Extra Soft (tm) to stop her from complaining.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-08-05, 20:30

Remember kids, always wear a condom if you don't want to have babies. Wait, huh?
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Post by Zhu Yang 2010-08-05, 22:04

Corenat Rovarnus wrote:Remember kids, always wear a condom if you don't want to have babies. Wait, huh?
NOOOOOO.
Your wisdom defeats mine
>.<
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Post by ZedSlayer 2010-08-05, 22:06

remember kids, any one can post a counter, it takes the admin to get a mod to admit defeat with one post

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Post by nullset12 2010-08-05, 22:07

nice "remember kids" kids
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus 2010-08-06, 00:19

remember kids, any larry can make a rather disappointing context related joke that falls flat on its face, it takes a larry b. to make one in a disappointing context related topic that he made himself.
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