Referendum on the Democratic Redistribution of Fearsome Condiments

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Referendum on the Democratic Redistribution of Fearsome Condiments

Comrades, we all know what we are up against, the urgency of our plight. The oppressive gluttony of the united bourgeoisie has swept our beloved forum by storm, and there is no longer anything else for it. Between nullset12, Darkgenesis, Skraal, and generic asian, there are countless metric tons of AwesomeSauce lying dormant! Preposterous! To think that while we, the hard-working, honest proletariat are forced to live in poverty, the laborless bourgeoisie are enjoying all the trappings of luxury!

Who would allow such a thing? It is through the forum Administration that this inequality is insidiously and oppressively institutionalized. They must pocket a sizeable kick-back of the dormant condiment stockpiles! Who knows how much AwesomeSauce is being hoarded by the self-titled forum elite?! I venture there is an entire ocean of sauce being hoarded to satisfy their nauseating opulence!

We must stand together! UNITE, AGGRIEVED MEN OF THE WORKING CLASS! OVERTHROW THE TYRANNY OF THE SWINE WHO CALL THEMSELVES MASTERS! TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!


REVOLUTION! REVOLUTION! REVOLUTION!!!

Oh very good! When will we see profits?

Disregard this rebellious madman. I assure you, the condiments presently distributed are carefully measured for the optimal nutritional needs of each and every one of you. No one received more than they rightfully deserved. There is no "secret hoard" of dormant AwesomeSauce, so any proletariat attempting to locate such a preposterous concept will be severely reprimanded by the state.
I will take the time to remind you all that proliferating anti-government material and attempting to create civil unrest by supporting madmen such as these is considered treason and will be dealt with accordingly. Acts of rebellion only seek to undermine the harmonious order and great hierarchy our revered forum administration works so hard to maintain. You would not want such an anarchic and harmful fate for yourself and your fellow workers. I ask only that you remain steadfastly devoted to the cooperative cause that is our forum.

Regards,
Your Glorious Administrator

Disregard this rebellious madman. I assure you, the condiments presently distributed are carefully measured for the optimal nutritional needs of each and every one of you. No one received more than they rightfully deserved. There is no "secret hoard" of dormant AwesomeSauce, so any proletariat attempting to locate such a preposterous concept will be severely reprimanded by the state.
I will take the time to remind you all that proliferating anti-government material and attempting to create civil unrest by supporting madmen such as these is considered treason and will be dealt with accordingly. Acts of rebellion only seek to undermine the harmonious order and great hierarchy our revered forum administration works so hard to maintain. You would not want such an anarchic and harmful fate for yourself and your fellow workers. I ask only that you remain steadfastly devoted to the cooperative cause that is our forum.

Regards,
The bum on the streets that gave all his awesomesauce to the Glorious Administrator