Forced CYOA

CYOA = Choose your own adventure
I present a scenario with choices,and you post with what choice you want the protagonist to take. Choice with the most votes is made, I'll post the next step in the story. You can also opt to put up your own difference choice, which will be taken if enough people vote/I think it will be interesting.

First off, where do you want the "adventure" to take place?

A) Forced RPG
B) League of Legends
C) Real Life
D) Homestuck
E) Make something new up

in my pants

C

C it is then.

You are George "Crankshaft" McGill, a 66 year old Caucasian man living in the suburbs of Columbus, Ohio. You just retired from your boring office job at Morbid Marketing last year, and now spend your days at home with your wife.

Who is your wife?
A. Megan, age 52, from North Carolina. An otherwise normal person.
B. Chelsea, age 60, from the neck of Texas. Former Southern Belle.
C. Kana, a random prostitute from Southeast Asia. You have no idea how you met or what language she speaks, but she must be at least 30 years younger than you.
D. Joe, age 35, a handsome male supermodel from France.
E. None, Forever Alone.

C

B

B)

B

It's early in the morning, and you have gotten out of bed as a force of habit from your working days. You clamber down the stairs on your ailing legs to find your now obese wife of 40 years sitting at the breakfast table, her unkempt hair bleach white and falling out. She adjusts her bulging rolls of fat protruding from her abdomen and back, causing the supposedly sturdy IKEA chair to creak under the pressure. She looks at you with a worn, wrinkled face and smiles, showing yellow crooked teeth and beady eyes.

"God Mohnin', honey!" Chelsea says in a distorted, only somewhat feminine voice. What do you do?

A. Scream and run out of the house at the horrific visage.
B. Walk over and give her a hug and a kiss.
C. Go back to sleep.
D. Make yourself breakfast.

A

C)

C

C....you guys are lazy.

You turn around and head right back to your bed. You sleep for 4 hours, and then come back downstairs. Wow, that sure changed a lot. Chelsea is now plopped on your old couch watching television in the living room. You feel slightly hungrier.

A. Get something to eat.
B. Walk outside.
C. Go to your wife and see what she is watching.
D. Use your computer.

D

B

This got lame fast

Need a tiebreaker...

ok you know what I had the wrong idea, restarting