Welcome to the forums. (for noobz)

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2009-04-20, 12:23

Ey yo wattup. This is a discussion forum for pretty much anything, although its mostly video games, tabletop RPGs, and weeaboo crap. If you got some interesting link or website to share, post it here instead of facebook! If you think its not worth sharing, post it anyway in the spam section!

~~The old intro~~

Hello, I see you are new to this forum. This is a place for like-minded people interested in japanese anime/manga/visual novels, video games(GAYMING!!!), and occasionally(just me) technology enhancement tricks to discuss and upload. If you are dedicated and contribute much, you may one day become ~~the Lord of Ultima~~ ~~A King of Chaos~~ a true haxxor as well as an otaku. Please be warned that when we say creepy, we mean creepy, so don't complain if you get scarred for life. Here's a brief introduction on people you need to know, color coded for your convenience.

Admins(BLUE):

Vroop - The Vroopmaster. Need I say more? No? I didn't think so.
Corenat Rovarnus - Stay in this guy's good graces, it'll pay off later on. Alternatively you could try to keep him laughing too hard to kill you, but good luck with that.

Global Mods(GREEN global lol):

nullset12 - Good friend, true haxxor, better at halo than Chinese wario. The guy that proves how easy it is to be a Anime nerd in hiding. By day he's a polo T-wearing tennis-playing contemporary citizen, by night a higurashi nerd and Shion fanboy. Oh and he listens to K-pop.
Itsame273 - A.K.A. our chief "data manager", Chinese Wario and Uploader in Chief. These titles are purely ceremonial. I Most of our interweb loot comes from this guy, so give him some respect (at least sometimes). If you have upload requests talk to him. Also makes us our banners.

Your Friendly Neighborhood Section Mods (Red):

gamemastersCollaborator - A rabid furryphobiac. Has very little authority and very biased. Don't listen to him if you don't want to. One of the rare white people on this forum.
kaede - Glasses Wearing Librarian. Vice Uploader in chief. Maybe the only girl on our forum, one of the few survivors from the Great Moon Records Crash of 2010. Type Moon fan and general anime enthusiast.
dinasemrys - He who brings the Pain On.
Kevindakilla - After an unnecessarily long period of twiddling his thumbs, he's finally arrived to the forum. Grand-master of Crucis, and Brawler games in general.

Forum Regulars:

DarkGenesis - Fallen from grace from his prestigious seat of Global Mod since the Spam War of August, this guy is probably the most casual of our regulars. He's pretty cool most of the time, but may ragequit if pushed.
Capitalist Pig - Child prodigy with bad habits.
Xenoe - Eccentric tactical prodigy/lolicon. you might want to disable images unless you absolutely need to see them.
DukeLawliet - Indirectly know him through the pig dude. I don't think he's posted since he joined but whatever.
katanakitten - Umineko buff.
Skraal - Bunny Girl bro
GrimGrim - Admin of Rule Breaker forums, who visits from time to time.

People who used to go on but found something else to waste their lives on:
Sanae Kochiya - Lurker idiot with low self esteem. Bully him if you are so inclined.
Bigz - Sure he only posts in Vampire Hunt, sure nobody knows him but MarthMarthy, but at least he has an avatar which is more than I can say for most of the other n00bs.
Geai - Just passes the threshold of posts per day to be a regular.
ZedSlayer - Rather generic nub who ~~became spammod through a generous bout of mine.~~ was demoted and is now just a ~~forum regular.~~ inactive fag
I don't have the time to insult everyone else, so that's about it.

Rulz: Double posting is rude and only allowed in the spam section. If you don't want to get spammed with emails every time someone replies to a topic, go to your profile, then preferences, and set the "notify me by email when someone replies" stuff to no. Also, be aware that the more whimsical (read: retarded) mods like MarthMarthy have your posts at their mercy once you enter their domain, so watch out and don't whine.

by **M. Ainsel** 2010-03-26, 19:11

Hmmmm, then what is the official mission statement?

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-03-27, 19:44

....I'll have a vote on that later when we have more people. For now, ANNOUNCEMENT SECTION LOCKED!!

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-04-29, 22:39

Oh look we have more members so I'm going to reopen this section!

by **Zhu Yang** 2010-04-29, 23:00

lol mission statement?
"To provide the Church of ProZ community with a complete and enjoyable PC gaming and entertainment experience"

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-04-29, 23:01

lol I like that. I'll put up a poll for it once we have enough suggestions.

by **Capitalist Pig** 2010-05-06, 20:48

Mission statement-"To wish we had a better Mission Statement."

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-05-10, 08:00

That's two potential candidates. I don't think thats enough to lift me out of my Stupor of laziness to make a poll.

by ZedSlayer 2010-06-10, 18:34

Mission Statement: to teach that in order to be a falcon, you gotta learn to punch like a falcon... FALCON PUNCH

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-06-10, 19:07

That's three so far. I might be putting up the poll soon. Oh, and I changed the first post welcome message around a bit to be more noob friendly.

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-06-10, 19:16

i take chinese wario as an insult......

also Sanae Kochiya is a sophmore

by ZedSlayer 2010-06-10, 19:26

Whadda mean "freshman idiot with low self-esteem" I may be a freshman, and I may have low self-esteem, But I'm only an idiot in teh Pathfinder campaign

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-06-10, 19:27

did I say you were a dumbass? no. don't infer things that aren't there.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-06-10, 19:33

Mission statement: Oh jeez, oh god, oh wow. NO!

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-06-10, 19:39

it goes like this: Oh man! oh god! oh wow... Then the second part goes: Oh desire! oh powerofpoo. oh fml.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-06-10, 19:39

Revised Mission statement: oh man, oh god, oh wow, NO!

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-06-10, 19:41

u forgot the "..." after o wow

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-06-10, 19:51

check mine out I fix'd it.

by Sanae Kochiya 2010-06-10, 22:10

ZedSlayer wrote:Mission Statement: to teach that in order to be a falcon, you gotta learn to punch like a falcon... FALCON PUNCH

Don't tempt me. I will do it.

You know what I'm talking about.

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-06-10, 22:12

I think ZedSlayer's trying to tempt you into doing it. he's been posting falcon punch on other topics as well.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-06-10, 22:23

I want to submit another one:
Our church promises the ascension to becoming a pro, maybe.

by Gralis Vernos 2010-06-10, 22:26

Hi guys I'm new here, I found this forum on google while searching for genesis(I'm an atheist, i was having an argument with a christian friend) and thought the name was weird. I'm a pretty nub anime fan though, I've only watched pokemon and akira. Akira is an awesome movie, have any of you watched it? a friend introduced it to me because it matches the first three letters of my name.

I also got a pm from someone about this 'operation mottled cloak' thing (not any of the people with red names, so I don't know whether to trust em or not) and a bunch of stuff to post. are you guys doing this too?

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-06-10, 22:30

nice theory corenat, also u got a lot of posts bcause of dice rolls lawl. i'm gonna join u guys in the operation, i guess.

by Gralis Vernos 2010-06-10, 22:32

oh yeah, the operation. I think this is supposed to be a secret, maybe it has to do with piracy or something? where I come from there's been a big story about it, and I'm a bit worried.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-06-10, 22:32

Meh personal theory: its someone trying to screw with corenat.

by ZedSlayer 2010-06-10, 22:35

interovegas if you don't know whats going on then join in on the operation. Its not too late, and I already have.

by Sanae Kochiya 2010-06-10, 22:36

hmm, have you guys been excluding me from some awesome secret? I WANT IN. NOW.

by ZedSlayer 2010-06-10, 22:37

wow this is pretty cool, I feel like some sort of secret agent guy.

by Sanae Kochiya 2010-06-10, 22:42

thx 4 letting poor me join in on this, akirya. although once corenat figures out what we're doing we're all screwed.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-06-10, 22:43

USUAL order of people figuring things out:
top tier: Corenat, InteroVegas
Middle tier: Itsame, Kaede, MarthMarthy, Xenoe* (Xenoe isn't on alot so its more like middle low).
bottom tier: dick, CapitalistPig, Vroop
All the way in hell: Bigz and people who never go on forums.

by ZedSlayer 2010-06-10, 22:46

granted its accurate, but I still feel insulted that I'm next to Capitalist Pig.

by Gralis Vernos 2010-06-10, 22:52

If this tier list is true we must be more cautious about our activities, lest they be discovered by him. I sound like a pirate don't I. I'm nowhere near the Caribbean.

by Sanae Kochiya 2010-06-10, 22:53

Why, bullying moi? I'm offended. Bully at your own risk, children!

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-06-10, 22:53

ya i agree with zedslayer..... zedslayer shud b considered middle tier....

also i dun post a whole lot, i dun think i'd pass 500 until 2-3 weeks

by **InteroVegas** 2010-06-10, 22:54

REVISED TIER LIST
top tier: Corenat, InteroVegas
Middle tier: Itsame, Kaede, Xeno* (Xenoe isn't on alot so its more like middle low).
bottom tier: dick, Capitalist Pig, Vroop, MarthMarthy
All the way in hell: Sanae Kochiya, bigz and people who never go on forums.

this is based on how fast you catch on to things, we have a posting ranking system on the left side of the screen already.

also on a side note I feel insulted, I am not a forum regular? oh well.

by ZedSlayer 2010-06-10, 22:55

Meh, still pretty accurate

by Sanae Kochiya 2010-06-10, 22:56

who the hell is bigz and why is he in my tier

*shoots a hole in bigz's head*

*LAZOR*

*LAZOR*

*LAZOR*

by ZedSlayer 2010-06-10, 22:57

Bigz is the God-Moded oracle on pathfinder, Corenat can you please change this back to an ordinary topic?

by Sanae Kochiya 2010-06-10, 22:58

Godmodders? Why, those are no fun. I demand the removal of such scum posthaste.

*LAZOR*

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-06-10, 23:00

idc...... if u guys do, then i'll just go along for the ride

by **InteroVegas** 2010-06-10, 23:00

well it is like saying his character was trash, and then it got goddmodded to be as good as a normal trained fighter, that was destined to be king of the world, you can ignore that last part their.

by Gralis Vernos 2010-06-10, 23:03

Should I report the person who's telling me to do this stuff to the admin? I don't want to get in trouble.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-06-10, 23:09

Meh you seem pretty normal. and you don't seem like one of the generic retards that don't go to lakeston. You aren't a retard either bigz. we aren't doing stuff like robbing banks or anything, don't worry.

by **Corenat Rovarnus** 2010-06-10, 23:22

Alright, what the HELL is going on, and who is akirya? I checked the email, its nobody we know.

by Gralis Vernos 2010-06-11, 01:40

yea i don't know any of you either, but that's how the interwebs work, right?
you can call me akito(thats the nickname my friends gave me because they don't watch anime) and i'm an obsessed gaming teen just like the rest of you (happy birthday zedslayer and capitalist pig)
i haven't done anything wrong, please don't hurt me or anything Sad

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-06-11, 15:03

fyi, i dun think any1 posted their actual birthday......

by **kaede** 2010-06-11, 15:07

I posted my real bday.

by **The Lord Kelvin** 2010-06-11, 15:08

well... i did too, but i dun think many ppl did

by Sanae Kochiya 2010-06-11, 16:07

That's cuz they're all dirty liars.

by **InteroVegas** 2010-06-11, 16:32

I didn't post mine at all, or if there is one there then corenat put it in for me.

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