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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-03-11, 22:05

7 times as effective as normal methods? Just 6 minutes a day? To add size, definition, strength, and longevity? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!! OH YEAH!

Remember, the faster you shake, the more intense and challenging your workout!
It's so easy, and you already do that kind of exercise on a regular basi-COUGHCOUGHCAWCAWCAWCAW
Rulebreaker IRC.....hur hur hur... Mad
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Post by M. Ainsel on 2011-03-12, 09:25

Sandow is still weaksauce, I don't trust this advert.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-03-12, 17:48

But it's 7 times as effective! Exclamation It sends a SHOCKWAVE of PURE ENERGY through all the muscles in your arms and chest! Exclamation Arrow Part of a healthy EXTREME CHUCK NORRIS ALPHA MALE exercise regimen including the award winning POWERTHIRST(Twisted Evil The energy drink for REAL MEN Twisted Evil) and 1337 Cereal(:X 0v3rclock ur Br3akfust! O4tm3a7 is t3h sux! Mad ). Now you can get ripped over 9000 times LIKE A BOSS afro IN YOUR PANTSFOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!!!
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Post by nullset12 on 2011-03-13, 10:45

IT WILL MAKE YOU SKILLED AT FAPPING Muscos
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Post by Xenoe on 2011-03-18, 16:24

I would rather shake vending machines you know, get buff WHILE getting free sodas? Just a thought.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2011-03-18, 18:17

I detect a surge of brilliance coming on.... cyclops
THAT'S IT!!!
We'll combine them into 1 industrial quality professional exercise machine. The
SOFT DRINK MILKSHAKE WEIGHT DISPENSER FOR MEN Twisted Evil
A full on exercise suite, with multiple drink dispensing receptacles and force resistor sets including bench pressingshaking, pull ups, and of course plain fappingshaking! You set your goals per soda/shake, with a minimum of 100 repetitions per dispense! If you stop the counter resets, but that's only help, to build SIZE AND LONGEVITY Shocked Cool
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