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Post by Kevindakilla on 2012-09-24, 22:09

B. BROTHAAAA
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Post by M. Ainsel on 2012-09-25, 12:13

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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-09-25, 14:31

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Post by Zhu Yang on 2012-09-26, 21:15

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-01, 15:14

B wins
He indicates the atrium through a sweeping motion. "This whole first room you entered is basically our lounge where people just sit down and chill out." It is only at this that you notice the numerous fancy lounge chairs and sofas with generic asian guys sitting on some of them with MPX players. You follow Mr. Hu over to the left, where the hall narrows down into a glass corridor with an arched red and green cloth draped over the top, curving to the right. You start to hear splashes and giggles coming from up ahead. The left side of the corridor opens up into an even larger chamber than before, resembling an indoor aquatic center.
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The high ceiling is made up of gleaming steel beams that support glass skylight and beige acoustic amplifier boards. 3 swimming pools take up the majority of the area, a standard rectangular lap pool, a very curvy shaped pool of varying deepness, and a bubbling circular hot tub. Towers of diving boards and colorful water slides are attached to the former 2. "This was probably our largest non-vital expense, a fully functioning indoor water park. I feel right at home here man, so many kurves." He smiles. "Ah yeah, I'm really not sure why we had this built in the first place, but it's here to stay. I like to think of it as a place for aquatic RECREATION. Gotta hone your swimming skills through EXERCISE. Most people come here only for the hot tub though." kel- erm, Itsame273 waddles up from behind you. "Oh, good friend, why don't you go for a swim? You look like you could use it." "I dun think so man, the troll bots will gank me."

There are shapely girls with a wide variety of skin and hair colors splashing around in the water. Logan Hu points them out to you. "We have a fully cybernetic android, er gynoid is the word I think, maintenance staff on call, it was a joint project between the higher ups. Kooay and nina wrote the AI core, including algorithms that allow them to pass for human outside. Felix-sama chose the chassis materials and made them combat capable. I took care of the most IMPORTANT part: physical appearance and AESTHETICS. Every individual has the VROOP worthy of being WEDDED to Pimp God." A green haired bot approaches Logan, still wet and wearing a blue swimsuit. "Do you require assistance Vroop-sama?" she asks. "Oh yes!" he replies. "o noes" whispers Itsame273. "Please set up a tea table for two at a suitable location for my earthy friend and I." "Would you like this job to be outsourced to Group: Toadies?"
"Nah, they've done enough for today and I'm not Kooay after all." Air vents open up over the gynoid's body, quickly drying her exterior with hot gusts. The swimsuit morphs into a French maid outfit. "What kind of tea shall be served?" "I'd be fine with the usual, but take his request if he wants something different." Hu points to Itsame273, in the process of slowly backing away from the robot. "Don't be shy, sir, if you would prefer a different flavor, please say so."

The gynoid approaches the hobo, who continues retreating while covering his crotch with both hands, and looks at Logan in obvious distress while shaking his head rapidly. Logan simply smiles and nods in answer. "It's cool man, you don't have to pay for the tea or anything. What's wrong?" Itsame273 closes his eyes and starts repeating a phrase in a low mutter, as if in prayer. The robot comes within 2 feet of him, and he starts visibly shaking. His muttering grows louder, and you can now hear what he's saying: "Just gotta TANK IT I just gotta TANK IT I just gotta TANK IT..." The gynoid's eyes turn yellow, scanning the hobo's body. "Sir, it seems you have accumulated a critical level of-" He suddenly opens his blood red eyes and shouts "DAMMITOOOOOOOO I CAN'T TANK IT!!!!!!"
He turns and runs for his life while moaning "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU......" with the robot in pursuit. "Huh, I still don't understand what problem he has with the 'bots. I guess it's kind of like the thing with the stairs? Dunno lol" Logan shrugs. "So, what shall the next stop on our GRAND tour be?"
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A. Clubroom.
B. VR chamber.
C. After him! [Follow itsame273 and the gynoid]


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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-10-01, 15:20

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Post by M. Ainsel on 2012-10-01, 18:17

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Post by Kevindakilla on 2012-10-02, 18:24

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Post by Dave on 2012-10-04, 16:25

Is there a law against write-in candidates?
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-10-04, 18:41

I don't beleive there is dave
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-04, 20:00

@Dave wrote:Is there a law against write-in candidates?
Of course not, in fact I encourage write-ins, but if you don't get enough votes(or I don't find it interesting) it won't happen.

C wins.

You dash after the gynoid and the hobo as they disappear around the corner. "Hey, that's not very WISE man, I didn't give you your badge yet!" Logan calls after you in a flustered manner.
The chase continues down a twisting and distorted corrider at high speed. Itsame273 is suddenly wearing roller skates, and begins to accelerate. "YEEAH EAT MAH DUST BOI" The gynoid's feet also sprout wheels and small retrorockets to continue closing.
You can hardly keep up as you are slightly out of shape. An unmarked closet door opens up ahead. Itsame273 zips through the open doorway and shuts it behind him, forcing the robot to halt while she opens the door again and enters.
Eager to catch up, you follow suit. Beyond the doorway is a dark tunnel with an indistinct light up ahead. There is no visible sign of both the robot and Itsame273, and you slow to a walk to catch your breath.
Walk into the light.
You make your way to the light at the end of the tunnel, and it almost feels like being born again, that is if you were a spiritual sort of person which you aren't.
ONWARDS.
You emerge from the tunnel into a brightly lit gallery with sky blue walls. Scattered all over are large shining 3 dimensional shapes of various colors resembling children's toy blocks stretching from floor to ceiling. They remind you altogether too much of geometry class.
Large blue spheres,red square pyramids, yellow cubes, and other color/shape combinations are abound. Some of the shapes are stacked on top of each other. They look like they are constructed of a heavy material. You can see at the far end of the gallery the block shapes give way to something else. The floor is polished checkerboard marble and wheels running on it would make a very loud noise which is not present at the time, so you surmise that the two parties are on foot and could not have gone far. You look to your left and see the gynoid wander out from behind a green cylinder with a vacant expression, scanning her surroundings.

A. Go up to her.
B. Search for Itsame273
C. Head towards the other end of the room.
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-10-04, 20:20

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Post by M. Ainsel on 2012-10-04, 20:25

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Post by Zhu Yang on 2012-10-04, 21:02

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Post by Kevindakilla on 2012-10-06, 22:32

C. Obviously female robots are the deadliest things in the world.
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-07, 05:17

C wins again...
Ignoring the surroundings, you make your way over to the opposite side of the gallery. The block shape forest thins out to reveal a single beige door resembling an emergency exit, behind which footsteps and mechanical sliding can be heard. Swiftly passing through, you emerge into a fancy library-like complex containing towering oak and steel bookshelves embedded into the walls.
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The floor is covered with soft embroidered carpet.There are several cushy chairs, old fashioned looking lamp posts standing by them. On the shelves are a roughly even mixture of books and the plastic cases of video games. Atop the various pedestals where in a normal library one would expect there would be historical devices and documents, there are instead mounted ornate figurines from numerous anime and movies. And scurrying all about the place are strange, fuzzy creatures who are busy moving the ladders and sorting the shelves, carrying items to and fro. Each creature has a unique appearance, and you are too bewildered by the bizarreness of it all to keep track of them. One of them stops what they are doing and walks up to you:
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It's face seems to be frozen in a happy smile, although the face seems to be a static pattern inked on cloth. It is still facing you though, and an audible growl comes from it. "What hee-are you doing ho-here?"

A. oh god what is that thing kill it [Fight]
B. "I'm just here to...examine...uh...certain...precious materials...very closely..."
C. Ignore it and keep going.
D. "To be honest, I am completely clueless. May I see the one in charge?"

Protip: Mr. Hu is the name of the cool mentor dude in Laurence Yep's The Tiger's Apprentice novel series.
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-10-07, 10:06

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Post by Kevindakilla on 2012-10-07, 12:34

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Post by M. Ainsel on 2012-10-07, 15:39

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-07, 17:19

B wins. Wow you guys asked for it.
The creature nods in understanding. "I know-ho exactly what hee-you mean." He motions with his hand. "This way-hee please." He leads you over to a certain shelf and extracts a case. He presents it to you: http://lookpic.com/i/446/UfOo4SFw.jpeg (WARNING NSFW: if other people see you looking at this pic, explain that it is a hobby of yours) It seems to be some sort of Japanese video game for those with...specialized tastes. The cover communicates this in a very unsubtle way.
"Don't worry-hee, this is our little secret. People do-ho this all the time, I never say a word-hee."

A. Sweet! Thanks little man. [take it]
B. Never mind, that's disgusting
C. You have a whole collection of these? Time to load up. Give me the best you've got!
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-10-07, 17:41

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Post by Kevindakilla on 2012-10-07, 20:03

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Post by M. Ainsel on 2012-10-07, 20:16

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-08, 14:34

C wins.

The creature answers affirmatively and whistles. Several of its comrades start bringing adult only magazines and video games to you. The po- erm, reading materials pile up in a stack on a coffee table. You pick up the heavy bundle, eager to go off and.....peruse them. "That should ho-hold you for about a week, depending-hee on how fast you-"
"What's going on here?" a soft female voice booms. The monsters freeze and back away from you. A gaunt, slender asian woman emerges in a dark sweater and jeans, rimless glasses resting on her pert nose and ears. In her right hand is a small gray device with a central screen and buttons. Your face reddens as she inspects what you are holding. "Wow, really." She rolls her eyes and sighs with an expression of disgust and exasperation. "Looks like I finally caught one of the toadies in the act. So explain to me who you are, what you are doing with those," she asks, indicating the stack of unsavory materials, "and give me one good reason why I shouldn't kick your perverted ass right here and now."

A. It's a gynoid in security mode. Hack/Command her to cease and desist.
B. "I guess it can't be helped..." [FIGHT]
C. Chuck your porn at her and run.
D. "I am so sorry madam, I did not know you were in charge of this place. I have no idea why I have these materials and I'll go put them back right away."
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Post by Kevindakilla on 2012-10-08, 14:58

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Post by M. Ainsel on 2012-10-08, 15:12

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Post by Zhu Yang on 2012-10-08, 16:38

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-08, 17:43

D wins.

She snorts. "Oh of course you didn't know you wimp. You're probably just too scared to defend yourself. I'll let you off light this time." She gives you a heavy ringing slap in the face. "Okay, you can go now."

A. "Yes, mistress." [Turn the other cheek and leave]
"B. itch please I'm not scared of you!" [Fight]
C. "Can we just talk for a bit?"
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-10-08, 18:54

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Post by M. Ainsel on 2012-10-08, 23:56

D. [lie]"I was sent to get these by someone named Capitalist Pig, any clue who he is?"
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-09, 14:10

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! D wins.
Her eyes widen. "What, the traitor? How did you get in contact with him?"
You stand there awkwardly for half a second while you think up a plausible response to support your lie. "Oh, very good, I see you two have met!" You look behind you to see Logan jogging over. "Oh man, I see you walk in a WISE and SWIFT manner to have come all the way over here so fast. You'd better take your EMBLEM of WISDOM now." He hands you a small dull blue cube.
"Use it with care." The woman interjects. "Heretic, this person talked to Capitalist Pig, we need to get a lock on his location!"
"I'm sorry dear but it will have to wait. I just got paged, the greenhorn lurkers are being called to the briefing room for their first mission."
A klaxon alert siren starts sounding over loudspeaker with an impersonal AI voice making announcements.
"Universal ProZ Time 67:%^&. First Assigned Toadies report to BR Gibe Moni Plos. Core status SNAFU."
"Yup, there it is, you better start going man."

A. Get going.
B. Screw that, I'm not part of duh system
C. Ask Logan for directions.


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Post by Zhu Yang on 2012-10-09, 14:29

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-09, 19:17

B wins unanimously wow
You decide to hang around and small talk instead. "Ok, but it's your responsibility to get on the mission, you'll be in trouble if you don't show up. That would be most UNWISE." Logan warns. Suddenly you hear the muted tones of Gangnam Style. "Oh man, my ringtone." He takes out his phone. You nod in approval. "I gotta take this, see you guys later." He leaves out the back door. The woman stares at you expectantly. "Well?" You realize you still haven't introduced yourself properly, and do so. "Huh." She resumes her silence and turns on her game console. What could her name be?

A. Kaede Igari
B. Nina
C. Melvin Sneedly
D. You know what, I've met enough new characters today. [Leave]
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Post by kaede on 2012-10-09, 22:11

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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-09, 22:22

@kaede wrote:if you forgot you said nina in an early paragraph.
Mad that could be anyone named nina not necessarily the..um....meta pseudo representation that I overtly deny.....never mind. And I thought you said your real name was boring. Whatever, but if you guys knew what I was going for here you'd pick the "right" answer. BUT I'M SURE Kai-Wario WILL AGREE WITH ME WHEN HE BREAKS THE TIE. RIGHT??
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Post by kaede on 2012-10-09, 22:45

meh could care less. change vote to A to avoid a tie.
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-10-10, 00:11

QQ i'm voting B out of spite now
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Post by Char on 2012-10-10, 01:10

E) Kick the woman in the shin and flee.

nah too boring B
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-10, 13:19

What the hell you made it a tie again *facepalm* Mad
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Post by The Lord Kelvin on 2012-10-10, 14:38

fine i'll change to A too... bcuz im not spiteful anymore
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Post by Corenat Rovarnus on 2012-10-11, 11:07

A wins.
This is Kaede Igari, Praetor of Gaming. She nods, still staring at her console, and walks a bit away. "I hope you don't mind but I'm not one for small talk." A shout echoes from a few rooms away. "Yersh, I haz escaped!" Kaede sighs. "Oh great, he's here again. I suppose it was obligatory." Itsame273 stumbles onto the scene, weary and out of breath. He notices Kaede and raises his arms with a smile.
"Ohhhh herro der Kay-day!" "uh, hi." "Your troll bots, dey be rustling mah jimmiez." She seems to be wary of his approach. "Your what?" "Mah jimmies! You rook here-" He reaches into his pants.
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"Never mind, never mind. And they aren't my troll bots." He steps closer, giving both of you a squinty-eyed stare. The smell of alcohol and....something else is strongly emitted from his mouth and body."I do duh, hiding out man, gotta hide out here untiru they call MIA. Wise Vroop Fu master always say, best way to avoid punch is to-" He opens his eyes wide and holds his hands up while leaning back for emphasis "No be there..." Kaede puts on a cross look. "Does this look like a homeless shelter to you?" "Mundainai brah, I know panhanduhring is duh, no arrow(allowed) here, but I can't get mah-" he leans in, "Special Sauce."
"I don't even know what you're talking about or how you managed to underline your words out loud, but that is just too bad." The hobo clenches his teeth in a crazed expression. "Damnit kaede, you don't understand...duh...DESIRE, burning PASSION for mah special sauce!" "Ok I've had enough of this, you're obviously addicted and you need to get over it." Kaede starts briskly walking away, but Itsame273 follows her. "NO man, WITHDRAWAL SUCKS, I just can't go through THE HORROR again." "Seriously, I can't help you, go somewhere else!" The hobo seems to snap and his eyes turn all red. "but but but I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE DAMMMIT KAEDE SAD FAAAACE!!!!!!!" He lunges towards her in a drunken stupor. "Here why don't you carry my books like you did last time." She takes the stack of confiscated materials and drops it on him. He collapses onto the floor under the weight and jerks around like he's having a seizure. "Dammit kaede.......saaaddduuuuhhhhhhhh ffaaaaaeeeeesss........"
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You watch on in sadistic fascination. Kaede turns back to you. "Sorry for railroading but I think you should go and continue on your adventure?" You agree forlornly, as you really do not have a say in the matter. "But what shall I do?" you ask. "Pureezu...I need mah...special sauce...nuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." Itsame273 cries feebly as the maintenance creatures drag him away. "If this was a simdate, your next step would be to continue hitting on everyone you meet. But I suppose it is more of an RPG, so this is probably the point where you pick one of the quest branches and then loot the area. I can help you with the looting part. And you don't have a gun so it can't be a shooter."

A. What about THESE GUNS!!! [show her your gun(s)]
B. [Quest] Go see what that mission thing was all about.
C. [Quest] Help Itsame273 get his "Special Sauce".
D. Continue to explore the facility.
E. Loot the area (combine with any other option)


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